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Holly

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About Me

I live in Sheffield Zoo. I have two frogs (Mike and Freda), two turtles (Mario and Roy) and a pooch called Sheena as well as an african elephant (George) and a turnip in the shape of Matthew Kelly which I fondly call "Matthew Kelly."I work for a bank which is uber depressing as I don't get to wear a stripy jumper and carry a swag bag which I thought would be in my contract (the swines) and live with my boyfriend (Balfasar) among the weeds and cobbles. I hate people and should be living at the top of a mountain with Harry the goat or with Michael Jackson (I'm not fussy) - Join me in my heroic battle to create the largest acid firing machine gun to wipe out all those lovely shoppers of Asda!!All my friends will tell you that this is me:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tim Burton, Alan Rickman as he is the daddy of voices, Tim Curry complete with suspenders?!? SOAD, David Bowie, Myself (I think an all out war would be fun), The Stay puft Marshmallow Man - together we would fight crime, Richard O'brien as he built Crystal Maze and spat out the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mr.T for shits and giggles and Jack Black. As it turns out, Holly is aroused by ...

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Are you a true 90's kid?

To be fair, I'm a 60's 70's 80's and 90's kid (in my head) but this is absolutely frickin true!You know you're a BRITISH 90's kid if...1. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air".2. You r...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 13:43:00 GMT

Ian Phillips-Weisenhower has the patience of a saint

I'm back in the world of smog, rubbish dining and fields as well as the infamous tunic which seems to have wormed its way back onto the scene since I've been away. India was fantastic, filled with ham...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Happy New Beans

Good Morning chaps - How fairs thee this fine morn? Still very merry from the night before and my throat feels like Alan the moose just did the okey cokey on it then slit it with his 9 inch ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:37:00 GMT

Call your child Shamus

Crack o dawn beckons and boredom seeps through the window payne or ward robe (for Mr. Tumnus) - Here are my last few weeks in a nutshell Firstly I've been thinking hard about my ultimate question - W...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:58:00 GMT

Some obvious American Quiz

WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with? Poor little Jossyboy - I'm such a mardy git - I was unhappy it was raining and Joss (obviously some kind of God/Mother Nature) refused to stop it which I was...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:00:00 GMT

Interesting facts about Holly

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Holly! Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Holly. Reindeer like to eat Holly. Holly was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. Holly is only ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:12:00 GMT

Caroline is back!!!

Very quick blog before I have to spend 500 hours on the parkway fighting with the thought of driving to Mexico to become a hat maker Did anyone watch Emmerdale last night? It was a piece of television...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:22:00 GMT

Amsterdam stole my innocence

I now know how people are recruited to join the navy. I never understood the concept of filling your lungs with the sea air, getting more aquainted with your fellow sailor or playing the accordion at ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:58:00 GMT

The Quest

Dude looks like a lady - Tis an unfair advantage - mwah!! Anyway, now that's out of the way I have an important part of history to record. My quest was long and hard and I seem to have totally lost it...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:59:00 GMT

Glorious Times to be had

Yay - I'm in the middle of a two week holiday from work - Yippee!! I'm filled with joy and am constanly 'happy dancing' with Trevor the chicken. I'm also up again at a ridiculous hour (Trevor asleep) ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:29:00 GMT