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Randy

Make the best of everything

About Me

Hey I'm randy I'm into construction and breaking shit, which is a complete contradiction but its what I'm good at. One day I must have been really drunk because some how I ended up in Virginia, I just sobered up 1 year later and I now realize I joined the Navy and traveled the world (although I don't remember any of it). Relationships are a trip, I always manage to find a way to fuck them up. I think it's because of this gift I have of always saying the wrong thing at the right time, and the right thing when no ones listening. Oh well. what are ya gonna do? If you drink tequila you gotta be careful man. I drank a liter of that shit and got in a fight with a bush, and that's not George Bush or some chick that has not shaved in a while, that's a bush in your yard that grows leaves and thorns and shit . I have not learned much, but I can tell you this with certainty; don't mess with common yard bush. I'm not big on planning anything. I'm kind of a spontaneous person. I do have a future plan, well actually, I have about 20. They all look good like a cute blonde with a tight ass. Still not sure which one I'm gonna pursue, but I'm thinking the one with two chicks in hot lingerie on a 50 foot yacht in the Caribbean sounds pretty good.
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My Interests

Sports (basketball, football, sex, track, sex, working out, sex, sex, boobies) music, pool, 4-wheeling, blowing shit up, knitting and movies. Did I mention that I am an active member of the black panther society. I also like eating steak, that shit is good. hot tub=good, chicks naked=good, beer=good, mixed drinks=good, chicks with hairy arm pits=no thanks.

I'd like to meet:

Bosnian prostitutes.

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Music:

Green Day, Sublime, The Verve, AC/DC, White Stripes, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer, Stone Temple Pilots, Queens of the Stone Age, Linkin Park, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Less than Jake, Blink 182, Sugar Ray

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Dodgeball, Bad Boys, Walking Tall, Full Metal Jacket, will name more later...

Television:

Football (Giants, Jets), Nip Tuck, NYPD Blue, Rescue Me, Family Guy, Over There, DeadWood

Books:

I don't read much, except for school, which, actually I don't really do much of that either.

Heroes:

I'll let ya know when I get home

My Blog

B-DAY

i have no idea how this sting works BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAYY, so send me porn!!
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST