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About Me

Sometimes I don't feel real. Some of you know what I mean. Some of you don't get it (because you won't read the f**king disclaimer). Some of you got it and then decided you didn't want it. Yes, Deb. I have issues. So I would say that before you get too attached to me, or send me a friend invite or post a message, you really should read the Disclaimer and Rules of Engagement . Less pain now means more fun pain later.
That didn't sound right, did it?
As for me personally, I am a high muckity-muck in a cabal of pagans and other misguided misfits. I will defend your right to hate me, but I will still kick your ass for it. Someday you will thank me. I am bi-sexual, but lean more toward the women (sorry, boys). And listen, just because I'm bi, that does not mean that I want to help you and your wife or girlfriend live out your three-way fantasy. "Bi-sexual" does not mean "will hump anything."
Prefessionally, I'm a glorified computer programmer by trade, but you can call me by my official title of "Systems and Security Designer." Doesn't fit very well on a business card, but it sounds real good, doesn't it? Few people believe me, but I graduated high school at 15, and got my Bachelors in Computer Sciences (with a slant toward systems design and security) when I was 20. I'm still debating over whether or not to go for my Masters.
Required Reading
1) Disclaimer
2) Rules of Engagement

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawking. God (on a good day; the loving god, not the wrathful PMSing one). A nice chica who's not quite as unhinged as I am, maybe drives a Corvette Z06, has lots of money to spend ..e blondes like me, likes romantic walks on the beach and comes bearing chocolate. :: snark ::

Okay, okay. I'll settle for the chocolate. But it had better be good chocolate. I'm not cheap, you know.

Important Military Links
1) Iraq Coalition Casualty Count
2) Faces of the Fallen
3) Unmet Needs
4) The Fund for Veterans Education
5) The Thank You Foundation
6) Special Kindness In Packages

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My Blog

I Havent Forgotten

Hello, my wee little monkeys. Did you think Id forgotten about you? No, dearies. Mother Claire has been lurking in the shadows, working on all sorts of diabolical and nefarious plans. But shes never...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 15:08:00 GMT

Check out this event: The VOLTAIC Festival 1.0

I wonder how much trouble Andie and I can get into in Raleigh?Hosted By:Lunar KissWhen:Saturday, May 30, 2009Where:Volume 11 Tavern658 Maywood AveRaleigh27603Description:industrial night; 6 bands, dj ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 13:54:00 GMT

Flogged By The Taliban

I watched, with sympathy, today the video of the flogging of that young girl in Pakistan at the hands of the Taliban. Not so much that her beating was unspeakably brutal. It was disturbing, to say the...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:02:00 GMT

Having A Life?

An old friend knocked on my door tonight. I hadnt seen or heard from him since Christmas, when we both made some terrible mistakes (mostly at my urging). To my shame and deep regret, I put my needs a...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:50:00 GMT

Pagans and Saint Patricks Day

Ever one to ruin the fun, I couldnt let today go by without making a few comments about Saint Patrick and the annual holiday thats held in his honor. Most of the people I know will be wearing green ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT

Potions and Charms and Spells! Oh My!

Im not usually one to help the haters, but an article by a woman named Marsha West keeps coming across my desk. I didnt give it much attention at first, because the title of the article was Potions...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:10:00 GMT

F-f-f**king Cold!

Holy crap, its cold tonight. The thermometer on the porch says its 4 degrees outside. I tarried there long enough to read the temperature and look at the snow for a bit. Of course, in true Claire fa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:47:00 GMT

F**K Tom!

As a professional programmer, I am compelled to write about how frustrating it is to use MySpace 25% of the time. Who writes their code? You're fucking kidding me! I wrote a post on my web site around...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:15:00 GMT

Alive & Living...

Ive been very surprised to get some e-mail lately from some rather alarmed people who had begun to think that I was dead or something. One suggested that I had finally pissed someone off, was tied u...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:44:00 GMT

Defiance Or Regret?

The following is a fictional writing experiment. Please stop writing me and asking me if I'm a freak or if I was raped and liked it (ya sick fucks).It's amazing how delicious the self-torment is, afte...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:01:00 GMT