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Russet Pumpkin

A big penis does not good sex make.

About Me

I'm an opinionated, loud mouthed, unapologetic bitch, deal with it.
I'm a 24 year old student working on getting a BA in Accounting, that's right I'll be a CPA when I grow up.
I'm a gamer.
I need more tattoos.
I love my cat, she's my baby.

My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Friends, whatever.

Music:

Little bit of everything, except rap.

Television:

Law & Order, all of them ^_^

Books:

I love to read. I'll read almost anything that catches my attention.
Best series ever:

My Blog

Shirts and Possibilities

So, my shirts finally arrived last night and I wore the one that says "Have you hugged a homosexual today?" to school. I got lots of hugs from people, including one guy who said I smelled good, like s...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST

Dumbasses

So, today at work I found out three girls in the department I work in got fired. I paged my manager buddy and asked if they knew what happened, said yes but couldn't tell me then because I'm not on th...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

Soul Searching

So, I sit here and stare at the things I've accumulated in my almost 24 years. Wondering which of my things are really important to me, which ones shout out my personality or even just a part of my pe...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:08:00 PST

remind me

Remind me, after the store closes to tell the really good work story. I can't before then because I promised Bret (LP guy) that I'd keep my mouth shut. As far as I know only LP and management know abo...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:46:00 PST

Cooters and Camel Toes

Another fitting room story! You can imagine that working in a women's fitting room during a time where there are no women's jeans made that aren't strech exactly how many camel toes I see daily... To...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

Balloon!

So, we finally got to go up today. Here are some of the best pictures. ...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

meh

Balloon flight was canceled because it was too windy :( We have to reschedule.
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

Cursive causes pain and suffering

I remember first grade - the blue and red walls, the construction paper decorations, the giant of a teacher. Assignments were light and enjoyable: a macaroni frame for mom, a couple simple math equati...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:08:00 PST

I wanna go home now! :(

Most people don't understand me when I tell them that I've only been with my family for one weekend of my life. Not the family that I was born into, the one that chose me. About two years ago, while p...
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Sat, 06 May 2006 09:09:00 PST

bewbies

Tonight, at work, this woman's item count got off and she was making me look in her itty bitty purse for items when I told her that most people just wear the items out if they're trying to steal them....
Posted by Russet Pumpkin on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:48:00 PST