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chloe

i think i need to speak to frank...

About Me

will do this later... - this is later, i guess i never got around to doing it because i base my life around excess at the moment. can't help it, i am addicted to everything. oxygen and toothpaste included, not forgetting the afore mentioned mustard. it really fills up your day... being addicted to everything.
Candy Cigarettes
You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?
You Are French Food
Snobby yet ubiquitous. People act like they understand you more than they actually do. What Kind of Food Are You?

My Interests

bEAUTY, ART, theatre, film, fashion and MUSTARD (i bloody love the stuff! DIJON, if we are chilling and english in the morning with an espresso, really wakes you up!)

I'd like to meet:

FRANK. i tried to call him the other day, my doctor suggested to. but i ended up speaking to dave from ashby de la zouche... Frank must be a very busy man. also recently, essex boys. it's some kind of sick obsession, it will pass though, like the welsh obsession that consequently led me to cardiff, and the irish obsession, that bizarrely led me to paris (they get everywhere). if i had a dick, i would think with it... and i guess i would be gay... i guess i would also be a transvestite. lets ditch this hypothetical bullshit. stop reading now. i repeat stop reading now. Ha hA! you clearly aren't very obedient, but that's why i like you. stop reading you loser... ! naughty! go and try eating mustard out of the jar, it always cheers me up... hence you fridgewards~ be gone with you! A More Unique Hogwarts Sorting Quiz
Slytherin! You're classy to the core, favoring the traditionally finest things the world has to offer. While you may or may not be evil *wink* you certainly have the power and attitude to get what you want. You're clever as all heck, and tend to be a couple steps ahead of even the most astute Ravenclaw.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Codewhy am i in slitherin? its been suggested before, but why? OH MUMMY i must be a brat.

Music:

LOS libertinos (of course, i'll give u a sponge bath pete!)the cure, the kooks, neil young, the pixies, postal service, jose gonsales, the flaming lips, the yeah yeah yeahs, the doors, MARIAH CAREY BABY!(she fkn rox), jimi of the hendrix variety, Jamiroquai (for throwing some shapes), Kanye (my north my south my east and my...)WEST, the yardbirds, the zutons, the smiths, the clash, the jam, PULP (what happened to jarvis?), the stone roses, radiohead (if i want to kill myself but can't be bothered), the bees, the lost prophets, SUPERGRASS!, Blur, JJ cale, PENDULUM, goldie lookin' chain (the reason i came to cardiff, plus someone said it was by the sea...err i dont see any beaches do u?), Ella Fitzgerald, dirty pretty things, ben harper, the automatic, J5, atmosphere, curtis mayfield, faithless, jimmy eat world, the young knives, the prodigy, the strokes, the sex pistols, the rolling stones, the kings of leon, ewww i am bored of this, less typing more listening!

Movies:

yes (just like you mis)oh everybody loves poutine! plug plug plug! fight club,lost in translation, fifteenth hour (has anyone else actually seen that?), can't stop watching GARDEN STATE, pills in the countryside, hmm seems somehow familiar?! and of course Breakfast at Tiffanys. C-L-A-S-S-I-C.

Television:

i don't have one at uni, if i did, i would watch cash in the attic and charlie and lola all day! p.s i do not escape to the orange county...ever, even when life is royally shite.

Books:

don't read SMASHED, it has ruined drinking for me forever. trust me, ignorance is BLISS! (on reflection of this comment - i wish it had) --- currently reading cocaine nights...is a pattern emerging? just finished collective works of Capote, absolute genius. and am finally dipping into my shakespeare's complete works on a weekly basis, which led to my realisation that i need glasses, the print is so small! i am thrilled i can get some specs on the nhs and won't have to steal them from old ladies in the street!

Heroes:

my mummy and daddy, the bloke that invented RED BULL (thank you, i am forever in your debt!), HSBC (i am forever in your debt too!), sofia coppola, shakespeare.