I'd like to meet:
Blondie, the beatles, picasso, hamy the hamster.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ols
Birthday: Just over a year a way.
Birthplace: Bethlihem
Current Location: Cirencester, 10 metres off the ground
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Changes with the seasons
Height: Three inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right for somthings left for others
Your Heritage: The Queen of Dreesburg
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones i wear every day
Your Weakness: Pornography
Your Fears: No pornography
Your Perfect Pizza: 12 inch with marinated duck strips, buffalo motzerella and baby plum tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Somthing, unlike last year...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Get a job u hippi.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Could i fit one in?
Your Best Physical Feature: My enormas breasts
Your Bedtime: when i fancy a bit of a kip.
Your Most Missed Memory: i have amnesia or i drank too much
Pepsi or Coke: You cant sniff pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: i would rather stick my genitals in a bee's nest
Single or Group Dates: Group theres more of a pick!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mango lipton! or peach.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ill have both mixed together plus another shgot of espresso
Do you Smoke: Im not that good in bed.
Do you Swear: I could say fucking no, but that would be too stereotypicaly sad although ive just done it.
Do you Sing: Only one song.
Do you Shower Daily: No comment
Have you Been in Love: i don't think ill ever love.
Do you want to go to College: I do
Do you want to get Married: Yes as soon as possible, with a church wedding, doves ans confetti.
Do you belive in yourself: What a stupid question.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no i like films.
Do you think you are Attractive: coarse not.
Are you a Health Freak: no, the opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: very well scarilly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: i whistle instead (its cheaper)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i work at a pub ofcoarse i have.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I Accidently drank some harpic power foam? No?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the fuck are Oreo's?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No I wish
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the flat
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes Chrises verginaty.
Ever been Drunk: Um yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Well soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Olivia
What country would you most like to Visit: Kasahkstan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue like the sky on a brisk summers day.
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: Smaller than me
Weight: Lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: Like when you go to an opra, that style
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7
Number of CDs I own: quite a few
Number of Piercings: One but its secret!
Number of Tattoos: Sam as the last question
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Urinating out of a window.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
mostly classic rock such as led zep, neil young, rolling stones, beetles, the kinks, early fleetwood mac, jimmy hendrix, and the who. Others- Oasis, snow patrol, lemon jelly, acdc, and also classical music.
Movies:
animal farm(the porno version) shaun of the dead, pulp fiction, resivoir dogs, the god father, 2001, a clock work orange,the graduate, usual suspects, some like it hot, a few dollars more, the good the bad and the ugly, a fist full of dollars, attack of the leeches, ameli, the delacatesan, being john malkavich, yellow submerine, withnail and i, and loads more.
Television:
bottom, red darwf, band of brothers, coupling, mash, frasier, cheers,the book group, the office.
Books:
1984, the stars tennisballs, mr men, spot the dog, the alchemist, animal farm, perfect cakes with merry berry.
Heroes:
mary berry, brenden maydew, peter andrie, the milky bar kid, jack daniels, meet and kill the person who invented that green paper you get in kitchens.