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Andrew

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Those dudes would wreck me in a battle.

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Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.



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tons of questions that show your in depth side!
basics
whats your name?: Andrew
what do people call you?: Andrew, Drew, Andy
where you named after anything?: ...oddly enough...I was told I was named after Andrew Loyd Webber...
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Well, my sister's name is Christine, so I guess I would have her name first... If I could choose I would want to be named after a place...like London, China...or maybe Germany
do people spell/say your name wrong?: Nope
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: damn...these are hard questions...
gender?: I am all that is man
birthday?: August 14th 1983
age?: 23
age you act?: hahaha...I can be quite infantile, but I look at myself as being young at heart. I act 19.
age you want to be?: If I knew everything I know now, I'd want to go back and be 15
height?: 5.6 - 5.7
eye color?: Black, hazel, brown, green, grey
happy with it?: hahaha, apparently not.
natural hair color?: Black
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: I'm good
righty or lefty?: righty for some things and lefty for others
family?: Big family tree
pets?: a bird
peircings?: nope
tatoos?: the world may never know...
love and stuff
single?: Nope!
who are you with? Carpe Diem
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: yep.
do you believe in love at first sight?: not sure...I'm on the fence for that one.
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: Of course.
do you want to get married?: If the right woman walked into my life
do you want to have kids?: I want to make a whole army
how many?: pi
do you believe in divorce?: Depends on what you mean by that. I believe divorce happens and it's a sad part of life, but I am going to be optimistic and believe it won't happen to me
do you belive in true love?: yes
do you consider love a mistake?: Never. When would loving ever be a mistake?
turn-ons?: nice hair, cute mannerisms, and sweet face.
turns-offs?: Being secretive...unless it's done in a cute way.
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: depends on the girl i guess.
what is best about the opposite sex?: they are the opposite sex...
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: hehe...I know all the guys out there will agree with me if I said this, but I won't in fear for my own well being.
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: We are passionate beings and we long for closeness and intimacy.
how far have you gone?: I've been to England and Italy...Hawaii when I was younger.
do other people consider you a slut?: I'm a guy so no one considers me a slut
right at this moment...
where are you?: living in MA and chilling in Boston. Come out and chill with me. :-)
what can you see out your window?: in my world, I keep the blinds closed. Everything that matters to me is on my side of the window pane. Nothing else really matters, right?
are you listening to music?: Always have a song in my head to fit the mood that I'm in.
are you lonely or tired?: Why would they pair those two together? I am very tired
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: contemplative, hopeful, unsure, loyal, crazy
are you talking to anyone ..? if so who?: Not talking to anyone hence the reason I'm filling this out
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: I actually just got off the phone with a client who had me on the line for 30 minutes because he wanted an effin' t-shirt from my company. what a productive use of my time
what are you wearing?: I'm a boxers kind of guy
what are you doing?: I'm at work
whats on your mousepad?: HIQ computers
friends
how many true friends do you have?: Not about to sit and think about it
are you a loner?: as of recently
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: If i'm happy, a big crew. If i'm depressed or something is bothering me 1 or 2 close friends
do you trust others easily?: I'm a fairly trusting guy, but I always expect to be disappointed.
name one who's arms you feel safe in::
do you....
drink alcohol?: Of course! Alcohol has been the social lubricant since the beginning of time. I'm not about to sit here and try to re-invent the wheel
pray?: I have and I do
sleep with stuffed animals?: No answer
take walks in the rain?: never...that sounds like an interesting idea though.
dance in the rain?: never
do any sports? if so which ones?: Swimming, golf, snowboarding, skiing, breakdancing, lift
sleep around?: only places I sleep are in my bed and in my car when I'm too drunk or tired to drive
lie a lot?: If I said yes, would that discredit everything I've submitted in this profile? I am honest to those that matter and with issues that matter
steal?:
gamble?: Love it
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: What defines a stranger? Someone you just met one night? If so, yes.
slept with a stranger?:
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: yea, when I was 7
screamed so much you lost your voice?: sure.
laughed so much it was painful?: all the time. It's my secret to working out my abs
cried so much it was painful?: I cried because of something painful.
gone skinny dipping?: yep
played strip poker?: yep, and I won!
had a medical emergency?: I almost died in a hockey game.
ran away from home?: many times... very much the rebellious type
done something extremely unexpected?: HOT SWEATY MONKEY SEX!
slept outside?: Outside...in my car
been onstage?: lots of times
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: being alone
what was your weirdest dream?: you'll have to ask me...nothing dirty, but it's a dream that is very personal to me and I may or may not tell you.
scariest dream?: I was Shredder inside a damaged tetnodrom and the ninja turtles were on their way to romp on my ass.
do you have a reoccuring dream?: nope...I haven't dreamed in awhile. That part of me is dead.
what was your best dream?:
what IS your dream?:
do you live in the moment?: I am a free spirited guy trying to live in a world of confines and rules
what you greatest stregth?: those who I care for
whats your greatest weakness?: those who I care for
do you have a motto you live by?: Live each day like it's your last...even if living that way is the cause of your last day.
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: hmmm... I know but I don't want to say it
do you have any bad habits?: doesn't everyone?
do you have any secrets?: of course and I'm going to keep them secret
are you fake?:
what do you want to do in life?: I want to make loads of money, raise a family, party like there is no tomorrow, and die a very very old man.
are you a daredevil?: yes
are you predictable?: if you know me well enough
do you keep a journal/diary?: nope - my life story is told in my random .. rants and my music
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: wish I were a little taller
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: I don't know
do you think your a good person?: I am capable of great things, but the fact that I know my yin is balanced by an equally powerful yang scares me.
do you think your emotionally strong?: About some things, but heart break is one I've yet to master.
do you regret anything?: I wish I could say no, but I guess that all depends on how my story ends
do you think life has been good so far?: I've led a fairly fulfilling and enjoyable life.
what do you like most about you body?: I don't know
least?:
are you trust worthy?: Yes, trust me. ;-)
are you gullible?: I'm a very skeptical person
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Things I've read along the way and throught provoking things to say

Madonna getting upset with her daughter for dressing too slutty is like Mr. T getting upset with his son for pitying too many fools.

I Love my FRIENDS! They are cooler than the other side of the pillow...

It wasn't until junior year that I realized this, but I'm pretty sexy. It's not my clothes, but it's actually me.

Smoke me: I'm dope!

You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

My mother talking to my sister's bf at dinner
Mom: (gleaming with pride) This is the Mr. Chan's Special fried rice. You can't get it anywhere else
Dad: (rolling his eyes) It's called house fried rice, Alice. You can get it anywhere.

Love is a joke with no punchline.

Life is all about the ass: you kiss it, kick it, and get it.

There is no 'I' in TEAM... but there is an 'M' and an 'E'

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.

You dont get in life what you want; you get in life what you are.

"If you woke up this morning congratulations: you get another chance"

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Friends



Crew back in Northfield

Don't mess with this guy. He'll bust you up

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the doctor that smacked my ass when I was born so I can sue him for sexual harrassment

Would this scenario be better used as an ad for Kodak or Mastercard?



This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests… After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---you".

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancel ed the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think that Kodak can use this to push their slogan?

It's a Kodak moment

If not for Kodak, perhaps it would be better for Mastercard:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends .$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500. The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless. There are some things money cant buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD

My Blog

Nuts...

7-10-07 I am a big fan of pistachio ice cream, but I hate the pistachios.  I like Go Lean Crunch cereal, but I always pick out the almonds. It occurred to me while droning away at work munch...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

Double Edged Shell

5-11-07   The fragile snail receding into its shell: a pearled polish of speckled perfection symbolizing beauty and strength.  The glassy armored casing gleaming and proud, welcoming any wh...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Plussy! What's in your mouth?

3-14-07 For achieve peace and balance for mind, body and soul drink Plussy. It is created from top quality plussy extracts with no artifical preservatives. Plussy is sure to put a bounce into your ste...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

Hand picked for quality and freshness

3-8-07 It's amazing how many lucrative ways there are to make money. Recently I discovered want ads for being test subjects within various health studies. Some of these studies seem very uninterestin...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

Jabberwock

I found this on an old friend's page and I remembered reading this poem before. I don't remember the author, but this composition is brilliantTwas Brillig and the slithy Toves Did gyre and gimble in...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST

Newborns in China 118 to 100 Male to female birth ratio

3-02-07 For having the stereotype of having the smallest penises out of all races, Asian people sure know how to get it on. A grave social dilemma is brewing: a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. T...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

A better way

  GMC announced its new line of SUV. They are ushering in the new Hybrid SUV which is more gas efficient and environmentally friendly. It isn't up to par with standard hybrid vechicles, but it i...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

Pimps and Hoes - challenging conventional beliefs

2-26-07 I've come to the realization that people really never are as they seem at first glance. It's crazy how much shit gets smeared on peoples' reputations in a small community such as Boston. I mu...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

Tina Turners "Whats love got to do with it?"

2-14-07 "A little girl once told me during a fire alarm drill at school while offering me a piece of chocolate..." would you like some chocolate... it makes you horny" ... and from that day on we wer...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

Pok fly lice! (Pork fried rice)

2-09-07 While sitting at Little Q enjoying slices of lamb and enoke mushrooms I realized that Asians have one of the most ridiculous sounding accents. I think what makes Russell Peters so funny is tha...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST