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PLEASE TAKE NOTE: I use this myspace for personal communication with people I know in person or have met in my various travels. I do not make it a habit of adding anyone that I don't already know or have met in person. If you are adding me because of my band or other reasons, please do not as I will deny you. It's nothing personal at all, I just like to keep my friends list to a minimum so I can keep track of everyone I actually know. However, if you are adding me and you think I might not instantly remember you or know you too well, just message me explaining how I know you.
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Well, I'm an aquarius, I like puppies, sunsets, colonics, long walks on the beach, feasts of human flesh, and public urination demonstrations. Dislikes inlcude clowns (the ones with teeth and erections, which is all of them), bitches (and I don't mean the LADIES!), syphalus, ebola, cancer, and licorice and rye bread (those two go together for some reason). Peace on Earth! Fuck the moon!
IM: transienthero (if I'm even online, which I'm NOT)
Check out my website!!! (still under construction, but still good!)
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I'd like to meet:

Myself, 20 years from now and 20 years ago...and yesterday. and this little guy...

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My Blog

My birthdate means I like men...

Your Birthdate: January 25http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz /birthday.jpg" height="100" width="100">You excel at anything difficult or high tech. In other words, you're a total...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:54:00 GMT

who am I?

argh...these past few days i've just been in a funk.  not a bad funk, but just a blah funk.  do you ever have a week or a couple days where you just don't feel like yourself?  i mean, i...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jul 2005 08:20:00 GMT

Cran-Raspberry Juice and Vanilla Havana Honeys

Ahhh yes...it is Summer.  That's right.  That means it was a perfect night to sit out on my back porch with just some shorts on while I smoked a vanilla Havana Honey cigar and drank a nice c...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 20:55:00 GMT

spring is the new winter

so yeah, i dunno about the rest of you out there in myspace land, but i've been finding out that april/may, though known for rebirth, has become the time of death for a lot of relationships. i mean, ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 19:26:00 GMT

i like that old time rock and roll

just saw converge today...fucking awesome. and not just cuz they're always awesome, but because all in all it was a fun show. i mean, it was sunny out, daytime, and at an ACTUAL venue where shit wou...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:25:00 GMT

Serenity wrapped in toilet papered packages

I once thought of something brilliant...it was so good, and the world seemed so clear to me all at once as a giant act of intercourse hovering above me, colliding with goodness and juices to cleanse a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:51:00 GMT

questions and answers

Details of a dream I had when I was 12 or so, but still remains intact completely in my mind for some reason: I am that oversized monster huddled in the undersized bassment. I am the disembodied s...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:09:00 GMT

It's my party, and I'll Die if I want to

I'm Totally having a Kickass birthday party tonight at Good Times Emporium where there will be plenty of lazer tag, arcade games, drinking, and - oh yes- dressing up like freaks! If you want some act...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 15:04:00 GMT