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I decided to put a little more effort into this for all my adoring fans. I am a pre med who is trying to fix the GPA that I royally screwed up my first two years here. Also, I am studying for the MCAT's, so I really do not get to sleep much, even though sleeping is probabley what I do best. I play rugby for UCLA, and I kick ass at tetris. My Christian faith is the single largest influence on who I am today. I love cartoons and music from old Nintendo games. Politically, I am conservative, but I am really liberal in some areas, and really conservative on others. My political views are somewhat of a paradox. Unfortunately, as much as I enjoy and am fascinated with politics, my distates for both major parties, and the realization that neither one will ever change, has left me very apathetic. My party association now is the Apathetic Party. I have some pamphlets for you if you are curious of joining, but I really don't care. I am not a funny person, but I mess up so much it makes people laugh. Not with me, mind you, but at me. I could not care less though because, in my mind, I am hilarious. I love peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, and have the overall demeanor of a ten year old (some just call it being immature). I have had 1 girlfriend in my life, and had my first kiss when I was 18, and the only reason it happened then was for a bet. When I drink I either am way too talkative, or become a douchebag, so either way, you should probabley avoid me when I am drunk. If you met me, you would probabley neither like me nor dislike me, you would nothing me. I am not charasmatic, but I really don't give people a reason to truely dislike me, so I am like Switzerland, completely neutral. I constantly have a longboard with me if I am on campus, and actually feel naked without it. I love snowboarding and surfing, but am a mediocre at snowboarding and a terrible surfer. My crushes on girls usually last a ridiculously long time, which is frusterating considering I am too shy to make any move on a girl, or even indicate that I am interested. I quote family guy and south park way to much, and have seen Super Troopers over 40 times. I am in ROTC, and am probabley one of the worst cadets to go through UCLA ROTC in decades. I don't support the war, but I feel we have a moral obligation to fix what we screwed up, making our current presence in Iraq very necassary. I just ripped my favorite pair of pants, which are a pair of dockers pajama pants, which I am wearing right now, and am tempted to learn how to sew just to fix them. I wear boxer-briefs, but sleep in boxers. I have torn my ACL, broken my left arm in 3 places, seperated my shoulder, broken my nose 3 times, chipped my front tooth, recieved 2 surgeries, have 2 screws in my knee, have gotten many concussions, one of which gave me slight amnesia where I forgot the 2 weeks preceding the injury, and I stubbed my toe a few weeks ago. I sing horribly, but frequently, especially in the shower. I think we are alone in the universe. I can never find the little dipper when looking at the stars. I am so old school, I think Pluto is a planet. I have a older sister and a younger brother, both of which are better athletes than me. I have not played chess that many times and am horrible at it, yet miraculously have around a 70% win rate (Seriously, almost every checkmate has just about been an accident) My dad is an engineer and a colonel in the air force, and my mom is a teacher and ex-accountant (She bought Quicken one year to do taxes, and got mad because she could do it faster than the program) I have no aspirations to ever run a marathon, but I do want to climb Everest. I have never punched a wall in anger, but I have punched a metal pole, which is much much dumber. I have been told I snore, talk in my sleep, and have even jumped on my bed while asleep. My oddest dream involved hunting ostriches with Zach Galifinakis. I have had a cop drive by me when I was going over 100, the reason being there was a high speed puruit that I was trying to follow, and apparently, so was he. So, on a related note, I have witnessed a high speed pursuit on the freeway. I swore I saw a UFO when I was 9, and a ghost when I was 11. The Ring is the scariest movie I have seen, the Patriot is the saddest. I want to be like Tyler Durden, except I am much more like the Narrator. I wish unicorns and dragons were real. Germany is my favorite country I have visited thus far in my life. I went to Amsterdam, but did not smoke pot. I have never really been in a fight, but have been punched in the face twice by 2 different people during the same incident. (Damn Sig Ep) Brad Pitt is my favorite actor, as long as he is not the leading role. (Seriously, every movie he has been in as the lead, has sucked in my opinion, and no, Tyler Durden was not a leading role) I, like all men, feel pirates, ninjas, and vikings to be the manliest profession. Beards are awesome. I would be an environmentalist if I was not so lazy. The lemonade from Hot Dog on a Stick is by far the best. I love chocolate, especially when happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world. I have to fight the urge not to jump off of tall things frequently. My dog's name is slang for fellatio. I have kissed 6 girls in my life, and Lunchbox once. I climb things around me for no reason. My temper has subsided so much as I have gotten older, sometimes I have to act mad because I feel I should, not because I actually am. At the moment, my towel smells horrible. Pink Floyd and the Doors are tied for my favorite band, the one I prefer is mood dependant. My favorite Pink Floyd album is Wish You Were Here, but my favorite song is Comfortably Numb, which is from The Wall, and is the song I most relate to for some reason. As long as I am on Pink Floyd, I cannot sit through The Wall in one sitting. My favorite solo artist is Ben Harper (I know he plays with the Innocent Criminals, but he is still classified as a solo artist for the most part). I have an overwhelming desire to punch a large animal. After high school, my hygiene became almost none existant. I usually wear the same pair of jeans everyday for five 5 weeks before washing them. I made a myspace account because of Jeff Arnold and Matt Nelson told me too. I am a qualified marksman on both an Army and a Marine firing range. My longest crush was a girl named Amy Bridwell during elementary school, though I never admitted it to anybody, including myself. The girl I have had the most seperate crushes on was Andrea Guy, once in 1st grade, once in 6th, and one more sophomore year of high school. There is a character based on me in a book. I get songs or old sayings stuck in my head for days at a time. I have shaved my entire body, twice. The sport I am best at was probabley swimming when I was in shape, even though I did not figure this out until the end of my senior year. During a track race, I pushed a guy off the track and made him cry, then he was the one to get disqualified. I always think baths are going to be more relaxing than they are. Farting will always be funny to me. My online alias when for XBox Live is SaintAwesome. Enigma is my favorite word, I find it aesthetically pleasing. I use Google as spell check, and French Google to check my grammar and spelling when I took French freshman year. I want to video blog, but realize I have nothing significant to say. I hate putting my head down on a pillow after I have just shaved. I have learned that I am more attractive to gay males than straight females, which is unfortunate considering my sexual orientation. I hate candy corn, yet for some reason, I can't stop eating it when it is in front of me. I have one of the most generic looks, and am frequently told I look like somebody else. Here is a list: Russel Crowe, Nick Lachey, one of the Backstreet Boys, I don't remember his name...Brian I think, Bam Margera, Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger, a gummi bear, Nate Bridge, somebody from everybody's high school, and to quote countless people, "but, don't worry, he's cool". The one I hear the most now is Russel Crowe, I heard Heath Ledger daily when had long hair, and I heard Nate Bridge constantly throughout high school. I can run up a wall and do a backflip. (This stunt was the cause of both my amnesia and seperated shoulder, though) I drive a Nissan Pathfinder. I didn't drink until I turned 21. My favorite color is blue. My favorite number is 11 but the number I consider to be my number is 9. I used to pole vault. I got my relay team disqualified in CIF my senior year. I am a horrible dancer. I have been in 3 commercials. I have been in Time Magazine. My guiltiest pleasure music is Savage Garden. I have never looked at porn. I grew up a USC fan, and ended up at UCLA, and my dad went to USC. When I am bored, I do handstands. The song I sing the most is Jingle Bells, no matter the season. I have never been in love. I can whistle in 6 different ways. I am horribly uncoordinated. I hate talking on the phone. I have the attention span of a gold fish. The Goofy Movie has one of the best soundtracks of any movie, ever. When I win the award for most improved on a sports team, I don't know whether to be honored or offended. I got 2 speeding tickets in less than 3 weeks, on the same freeway. Seriously, I love sleeping. One of my roomate is an aerospace engineer major, and the other is a psych major. I am the only one in my apartment who has never brought a girl back, but I did bring sexy back. I jump into photos whenever I get the chance. I have never seen any of the Godfathers, and am now afraid to because of the hype. I am horrible at thinking of proper ways to end things.