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About Me

a woman of spare habits and maybe one spare tire. i did not wear underwear to my holy communion. that was the only time i felt uncomfortable without it. we play with guns in my house. my dog uses hair gel; sometimes in the form of honey or maple syrup. i can be cruel, i don't know why. why can't my balloon stay up in a perfectly windy sky? mars is in retrograde right now so don't try lying to me. i can feel your phone vibrating. my hourglass has a crack in it. i am scared of china but i swallow chinese vitamins everyday that work. i drink sixty four ounces of water a day. i have to pee alot. i wear a necklace with a gold circle symbolizing karma. i stole it. this is the first time i'm admitting that. i have the power to keep hungry leopards away from my loved ones. i am two fish swimming in opposite directions. i was not high when i wrote this.

My Interests

bats. popples. ava and sophia celeone. burden lake. climbing trees. scotch. tap water. vonnegut. etherium black. clyde. cassidy. camp journal. giraffes. walking barefoot in the city. sudoku in central park. pilates. thai food. fresh coconut with lime and chili powder. nietzsche. alice in wonderland. rain in the summer heat. the selfish gene. tea. cleaning house. homeostasis. bible dips. pimms. dead squirrels. quitting. crossing off things on my to-do list. chalk outlines of living people. whale sharks. ayurveda. and blind fish.

I'd like to meet:

someone who can teach me the five-point palm exploding heart technique

Music:

a case of you, chocolates and cigarettes, kind of in love, hold on i'm coming, in spite of all the damage, don't let me down, the gulag orkestar, pheli war, get you in, you've made me so very happy, cheers darlin', if you stayed over, car, golden years, cucurucucu paloma, not ready to make nice, desert, bus stop, public service announcement, mondo bongo, dear yoko, let's call it off, the world at large, shelter, pais tropical, lord don't slow me down, you only live once, either way

Movies:

bottle rocket, the departed, happy accident, royal tenenbaums, the anniversary party, true romance, house of yes, chance and coincidence, le offret.

Television:

no, but i'll watch you watch television.

Books:

ace the lsat by not studying at all, THE ROAD, anatomy and physiology, and checkbooks, preferably yours.

Heroes:

cory booker, mayor of newark, new jersey. paul watson, defender of the oceans

My Blog

when will it change

who are the people whose job it is to declare a detainee medically sound after hours, days, weeks, months, years of torture what kind of paycheck erases senseless violence, unethical behaviour or o...
Posted by you on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

goodbye balance

every since i found out i was pregnant i have this fear of falling. i concentrate more on walking. well i fell once in the winter, slipped on some ice and went smack down on my tush, and just a little...
Posted by you on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

eat baby, save the planet

norway has launched a lobbying effort to try and gain support for their illegal and inhumane whaling massacre under the guise of environmental consciousness. their claim is that whaling uses less gree...
Posted by you on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

why should we hire you

do you remember the feeling that you just aced the test? you are absolutely sure you had all of your ducks in a row. you crossed every t and dotted every i. you remembered to go back and check your wo...
Posted by you on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST

the occaisional planter

i just sat down for lunch protected from the cold at a bar made of wood made by people who have health care. i sipped a glass of water with ice with lemon; purified and safe. the wine made from grape ...
Posted by you on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

prayer to the goddess of pomegranite seeds

dear goddess, when i get home today please let my entire underwear drawer be filled with eres lingerie. please.  
Posted by you on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

i’ll pacca my suitcase

my sister has gotten me obsessed with alpacas. i have since resolved to own an alpaca farm. i start on sunday working with a family owned alpaca farm in ballston lake. i'm working for free t...
Posted by you on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

and i shall believe

sheryl crow's first album is the best album she ever put out. it's raw and palpable, two characteristics you can not find soaking up the sun and telling everyone to lighten up. what happened to the sh...
Posted by you on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

there is a muffin on my log

in a fit of holiday consumerism i recently purchased a new yoga mat. i did not need this yoga mat as i have one. these are the reasons i hate myself. i occaisionally get caught in the marketing t...
Posted by you on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:51:00 PST

saturns return

i know; it sounds like a smashing pumpkins album. ah but no. this last month i thought that my deadly accurate intuition and my frequent impulses to leave the country, again, were due to the mars retr...
Posted by you on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:50:00 PST