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ASK TILLY....

I got brain ache....its a big ache for a big sexy brain!

About Me

YES YES!! Schhhhtop!! Lol....took my rant out, rage subsided for a while....Carry On... Hiiiiiii : )I spose I should write a little bit about myself so here goes.My name is Sarah although Im usually called Sar by my friends. Im 24 and work In Sittingbourne as a DFM Co-ordinator for a company that make big-ass security doors. Sounds boring and you'd be right, but hey im well looked after so its a small price to pay! My job is kinda different for me as I usually work in Finance & Banking but I thought I'd have a change for a while. Born in the country I spent 8yrs living in the most beautiful place in the middle of no-where then moved to the oh so lovely Faversham where I spent most of my growing up. I have very fond memories of getting wasted with Milfield crew! Wurp, Say it!!!!!! Miss everyone loads now you're all old and boring ; ) Apart from Vic...CLEARLY you animal!! DONT TAKE OFFENCE TO THIS BIT BABES...I WISH I HAD IT IN ME TO BE ON IT 3DAYS IN A ROW. I CAN JUST ABOUT MANAGE ONE THEN I SPEND THE NEXT DAY ALL GRIM REEPERISH, FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF! I REALLY DONT DO HANGOVERS VERY WELL AT ALL; ) I still love a drink. I've not quite mastered knowing when to stop yet but there's still time. I don't do drugs...been there, done that and have a whole array of t-shirts! Wicked times!! and I actually knew when to stop on that front. Took me 8yrs of hardcore usage, alot of paranoia, MAJOR amnesia, bad come-downs & a few psycosis ridden brains to make my mind up for me. Was the best time of my life though and I'd do it all again. I think Ive finally got over the 'urges' now and have nothing against anyone doing them.Im a typical girly girl, although having spent most of my life around men I have a somewhat crude sense of humour and swear too much. I can talk about anything with those Im closest too as they well know and Im not a prude in any sense. Im blatant, down to earth and don't beat around the bush...although I try to be diplomatic...tact isn't one of my strong points (Im working on it) :S Nothing surprises me-after all we're only human. Im a bit of a mixed bag really....loves her pink and sparkly things, couldn't live without a mirror, loves her make-up and clothes, loves her extensive shoe/bag collection but all with a dark twist goin on....I never really got along with girls apart from a VERY select few, I find them to be irritating and too bitchy for my likeing. I can be described as stuckup at times lol....but hey there's a time and a place for everything!! Every girl needs some class ; ) Im quite old skool. I say Im old skool as I'm not really into the whole career thing although I could go far if I so wished. I still firmly believe in the good housewife and mother thing and thats what I aspire to be. I love cooking and all things alot of girls these days hate and I get real pleasure out of looking after people that deserve it. Yea I know....some peeps frown at that but thats me and I wouldnt change for anyone but myself. I chat alot of bollox and Im often told 'They broke the mould when they made me' some say thats a good thing, others not. Id be a complete bullshitter if I said I didnt have my bad points. Like all REAL women I have a fabulous range of mood swings which decide to show their faces from time to time, I have an addictive personality and I revert to a baby when Im tired which means I cry alot at nothing and walk into things-my tiredness can also make for good amusement! Im ratty when I wake up, I flood the bathroom when Im in there, I worry too much, I have a HUGE problem with authority..I mean what gives anyone the idea that they can tell me what to do? Lol....bit of a bad attitude in some circumstances and Im forced to rebel, BAD attitude...think I've heard that a few times before somewhere now I think about it?? that was most likely due to PMT and probably worst of all when I get pissed off my voice gets really high pitched (particualy irritating for men) and I go all pikey like BOI!!!! Lol...Il leave it right there...movin on swiftly.....The most important things in my life are my gorgeous man, my family and my friends. My friends are my family too, I know lots of people but have very few true friends and those true's know who they be : - ) As long as they're all happy then I am too. I think its really important in life to make sure you appreciate what you've got and not focus on the things that you haven't. The grass isn't always greener and all that!! Never take things for granted and make sure you show love and appreciation for the people and things that are special to you....Ya get me!!!!!Im extremely open minded and Im always open to new ideas. Im not religious but I deffo believe in KARMA. I try my upmost not to judge people and really just to treat people how I would want to be treated.....Well thats my theory done anyway! I quite enjoyed writing all the me, me, me stuff-at least Im honest ;o)Just so you know....i didnt make myspace for any other reason than having my own little page. I dont need a man or a date or an inbox full of rubbish messages Mmmkay. So....if you want to know anything else then just ask! Its absolutely impossible to describe yourself on 1 page imo but then again even if I could I wouldn't, for the pure and simple fact that somethings are best left for peeps to find out about themselves and its nice when only special people know special little things about you which make you-you!! Thanks for checking out my page xx

My Interests

Im easily pleased, its the small things in life I enjoy! Music, laughing and eating are my main interests. I love a good bit of cheeky banter and Im a complete sarcastic bitch most of the time but I never set out to hurt anybody.

I'd like to meet:

Im quite shy when it comes to meeting new people but anyone who makes me smile and laugh is good in my books.Im not too keen on rude, ungrateful, negative people & butch women who fight along with people who judge others when they don't know what they're their talking about.i also wouldn't mind meeting these peeps....

Music:

A daily brock out is compulsary. Its good for the body and mind!! My fave way to de-stress. Drum & Bass is my first love preferebly dark and dirty. I'll listen to anything from R&B to Buena Vista. Fave Song of all time is Aaliyah-One In A Million...picks me up everytime :) & LL Cool J Doin It....now there's a tune that will get me up and dancing...and in the mood for lurve of course!

Movies:

I can never remember what I've seen. If I think I've seen it, I definately haven't, and if I'm adamant I've never watched it in my life chances are I've got it on my shelf and have watched it 3 times Lol.....ditzy :p I love watching all sorts of movies though. There's still SO many classics I have yet to watch as I've only just recently learnt to chill and do nothing lol. Kids movies like Home Alone & Disney films like Robin Hood are wicked when you feel a little low. I love horror's, mainly the classics such as all The Evil deads etc, Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloweens, Brain Dead....apart from Exorcist as this was the funniest film I have ever watched!! The new horrors just aren't scary imo. I like war films....mainly the Vietnam one's for some reason like Platoon, The Deer Hunter & We Were Soldiers. Black Hawk down is a good film and Schindlers list is also. Other good films like The Goonies, Shawshank Redemption, Labryinth, Green Mile, Talladega Nights, Butterfly effect, Friday, Menace II Society, Jason's Lyric, Milo...millions more & of course, no good movie collection exists without some Pr0n now does it!

Television:

LOST -best thing ever made!!, Sex & The City, Prison Break, America's Next Top Model, Top Gear, Boxing, The Office, Bottom, Balls Of Steel, Jonathan Ross, Eastenders- going off rapidly...depressing and aloada bollox, Shooting Stars. Not that I watch much TV really!!

Books:

I read nuff books. The library is my friend : ) Just finished Belle De Jour for the second time, but Il read anything apart from romance novels. I need something to stimulate my brain and make me think....not switch off. Fave authors have to include...Sophie Kinsella, Patricia Cornwell, Danuta Reah, Babara Vine, Irvine Welsh. The Game by Neil Strauss is a MUST READ-so so true, women beware.

Heroes:

MRS PEKING....man she rawks!!! Really must pay her a visit pronto. Ive somewhat neglected her : ( Moff.Miss Aguilera is hawt!VIP's.....The original Milf Crew....♥MOFF♥ - no I will never forget Im one of you EVER or to keep my head mellow and not to rush things! I find this challenging but I keep working at it babe. We had THE BEST debates possible. Everyone knew it..we loved to argue!! You still believe you always search for something better no matter what you got huh?? IM NOT ALWAYS RIGHT - you taught me that and 'these babies' and I should listen more you are correct!!...Brownhead fires Buttspears!! Lololol funny tings, so much I could say, ♦PHILL♦ - you gave me nuff packets of Ooooolleee O'oops and always let me nick your clothes & sorted me out...to you I will always be grateful and Im sorry still.Cant believe you're a DAD!! Crazy shizzle - well done you though, ♥ROB'A'DOB♥ (Little Irv) thanks for letting us trash your room a million times - you have one understanding Mum & Dad, ♦TRUSCOT♦....SAY IT LOUD I always got home quicker on the back of your treader through the QE Alley, ♥KNOWLES♥ - Help I need somebody!! I hear you are limited to time-off now rather full diary ay?! dont forget to say Hi sometime yea.., ♦VIC F♦ - awe miss you girly - the time you carried me home and washed sick out my hair!! and when you threw a white-e on the bench....scared the shit outta me, ♥VIG G♥ - Im HORNY!! Fag chats UK, ♦RUDEBOY♦ - all those lifts home staring at me in the RV mirror lol, ♥RUSS♥ - Still a manslag ;-) time to be all grown up and set an example now!!, ♦CHOGON WOGON/QUINN♦-Jevalt Asnak Asidomen Glope the list is endless...spin the lippy and convs about mums and snow, ♥TERRY METRO♥- I love that toothy grinface you do....got a pic on my phone from in The Sun..I aint gettin on no plane, ♦DENZIL♦ - Ba-na-na Whey~Ba-na-na-whey, ♥JURG & BRAD♥....Hello Miss Pretty & Shergan Schhhhwing!! - How I miss that :-( Il have to come and see you for a shergan soon.....♦SIR LEE♦...Luvvly Jubbly I'd look good on your mantlepiece LOLOL....♥DANNY KENDALL♥....Oh danny making us down Whiskey....we loved it!!♦IRV♦ (senior)....doing crazy shit on your bike and smashing your dislocated shoulder 'Lethal Weapon Stylee' ha ha ha ha you nutter!!....♥NIKKI♥ - spent most of our lives at your house!! glad you better now...your Mum is the nuts and makes the best tea & roll-ups FACT...♦DJ♦ - always on the wind-up but I still loves ya muchly!!....NOBSON - Baaaaaaa Sheep Sheep....BETHLUMP & JEMMA, BASEY, SAWYER, MR WHITE...erm who else???.....well anyone really that came and went which is hundreds of peeps. But I miss the BBQ's and the Fiver bottles of Vodda's. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY DAYZ!!!!!! All progressed from the garage on the washing machine, to the patio, to out the front, to Nik's, The QE field, The Shed & to the Blue Things (Love Lane had our cast off's hee hee) & prob a million other places which have temporarily escaped one's mind!! The thing I liked about us most was we were wild but mellow, we had crazy times and knew just how to get on it....we never terrorised anyone but eachother and was always there when it counted. You all have a special place in my heart!! Feelin all warm and fuzzy after that little nostalgic reminissssssss!!!! Miss doing those things sooooo much.IF I MISSED ANYONE ON THIS SECTION THEN I'VE EITHER BEEN VERY SILLY AND FORGOTTEN YOU OR THERE'S A GOOD REASON WHY YOU'RE NOT ON HERE. I'L LEAVE IT TO YOUR BETTER JUDGEMENT TO DECIDE. OOooo I is forgetting PEZZA!! Perrys pukka burgers and getting wasted @ Keirans Lol....whilst he was passed out by the time everyone arrived and his house got trashed. Bless! Big up Pez!!And here is Metro!! Lol....
ME LIKE: LOADSA THINGS. AND WHEN I GET THE TIME IL PUT THEM RIGHT HERE!! RIGHT NOW THOUGH IS MY IPOD WHICH IS COMPLETELY FULL OF ALL MY FAVE DNB WHICH GETS ME THROUGH MY MONOTONOUS DAYZ AT WORK!!
ME NOT LIKE: HAIRY MEN...FOUNDATION THAT CHOOSES TO GO ORANGE ALL OF A SUDDEN! I MEAN WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!! USE IT TEN TIMES LOOKING GREAT THEN ONE DAY YOU JUST LOOK TAN-GOED LOL!!....WORMS FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT, I WOULD KILL SOMEONE IF THEY GOT NEAR ME WITH ONE - NO JOKE....PEOPLE WHO LIE - IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT AT LEAST DO IT CONVINCINGLY FFS - IM QUITE DIFFICULT TO DECIEVE I WILL ALMOST ALWAYS FIND OUT!!...SHALLOWNESS - I LIKE DEEP PEOPLE WHO YOU CAN HAVE FREAKY CONVERSATIONS AND THEIR OWN IDEAS ABOUT STUFF!!
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HAPPY

OH YES I AM........THE WEATHER IS SUNNY HOW LUSH IS THAT!!!!  ...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:13:00 PST

Bunnies Pt 2


Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST

FRIDAY!!!

Friday!! Been feeling rather rage-some & woeful in last few dayz ( possibly weeks ) but Im back on top form feeling good. Not sure why, something just clicked and Im not so bothered by stuff anym...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

The Tarot

http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/chinese/3.jpg">>You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it repres...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:29:00 PST

i AM...

You Are a Very Bad Girl..http://images.yournewromance.com/areyouagoodgirlorabad girlquiz/very-bad-girl.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are 10% Good and 90% BadAs they say, good girls go to heaven and...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST

rage.......

JEZUSSS TITTY CHRIST!!! FFS, cunt cunt cunt cunt bollox bollox fuck fuck fuck AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   k.........im done now  ...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

How to make me...

How to make a TillybirdIngredients:3 parts pride5 parts self-sufficiency1 part empathyMethod:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

Scatty

People can often be described as scatty for the little innocent, so wrong and sometimes really stupid things they say. some would go as far as to say that those who come out with such notions are quit...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

IQ test

Didn't need some IQ test to tell me that!! Fucking genius!! ...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

WOULD / WOULDN'T / HAVE

My FearsI would / I wouldn't / I haveTouch a snakeHAVE...feels fine...no slimeRide in a hot-air balloonWOULDN'T EVERSky diveWOULDScuba diveWOULDDive with sharksWOULD...In a cageSing in front of a huge...
Posted by ASK TILLY.... on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST