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About Me

not much really....my names jon btw, 19 male student, goes out, drinks only on social gatherings, plucks own eyebrows and i dream of sex everynite. i aint a dickhead tho...jst here for the ride, life in its stride and flowing with the tide.

blibba blobba blabba fuck a blonde up her crappa. then cum on her tits and hope she sucks ur cock afta.

soup tastes nice, and so does ben n jerrys cookie dough ice cream.

i kickbox i.e. fight people in a ring and kick them and smash their face. i go to the gym lots and i enjoy playing squash...i would love to be able to speak french, spanish, russian, japanese, mandarin....but atmo im learning japanese and im goin to uni to do international business management and japanese....

i get on with anyone, send me some comments.....jizzzuuuuurrr!!!

My Interests

kickboxing, tricking, music, japanese, business, football (man u all the way baby), oriental stuff, cooking, as well as eating, sleeping, dreaming etc etc etc

I'd like to meet:

bill murray, gordan ramsey, robert de niro, saddam, ricky 'the hitman' hatton, dr dre, and many others...

Music:

anything really....fave being hip hop (busta, eminem,36mafia, nas etc) but u cant beat any trance or hardcore house music...bangin round the dance floor to it.

Movies:

godfather, lost in translation, shawshank, south park movie, freddy got fingered, good fellas, loads...

Television:

dont watch tv, late nite boxin matches r cool tho.

Books:

dont be silly

Heroes:

anyone who respects others...anyone who influences others in a good way...

My Blog

RECENT IQ TEST Mon 13th November

Your IQ score is 144! Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in th...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

A few comedy clips of people i like....be sure to check out david chappelle.

Posted By:HoneyB817Get this video and more at MySpace.com Posted By:MR. YT BOY Get this video and more at MySpace.com Posted By:Andrew LawrenceGet this video and more at MySpace.com Posted By:Ed Byrne...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:01:00 PST

How the fuck does this work?

Guess | Profile | Statistics | Logout Your guess of "umbrella" was wrong! Acceptable answers were umbrella. So far you have correctly guessed 5 out of 13 photos (38.46% Correct). Yo...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

101 ways to annoy people

101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Mo...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST

Cybersex Gone Wrong

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty....
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:18:00 PST