I’m (Not) Lovin’ It |
Have you ever gotten food from the drive-thru at McDonald's and had some fries left over, then thought to yourself, "I know, I'll just heat these up in the microwave later on and they'll be fine"?&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:02:00 GMT |
Shut Up, Bitch |
In case anyone was wondering why I haven't posted anything in a while- I haven't had anything nice to say lately, so I'm not saying anything at all. What a concept!
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:22:00 GMT |
I Honestly Love You |
My Dearest Raj or Prahlad, All of my life, I have dreamed of a moment like this- that a day would come when my special someone would see the princess pose inside of me and reach out...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:40:00 GMT |
High School News-ical |
O, SNAP! Duuuude, that is HARSH! I heard she ragged on his magical underwear, too.In other Drudge/teen girl news:He also called Chavez a "total loser" and told all of his friends, "That gu...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:41:00 GMT |
Cookie Time |
TWO STRAIGHT MEN WATCHING TROOP BEVERLY HILLS INT. AN APARTMENT A SUNDAY AFTERNOON AARON is sitting on the couch, watching Troop Beverly Hills. His roommate, RICK, en...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
I Hate Myself And I Want To Watch ABCs Exciting New Fall Shows |
Q: What do you get when you enter "suicide" in Google?A: As of 06.19.07, it's this:Are you feeling depressed? Hopeless? Boy, have we got a show for you! Try to hang in th...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 23:40:00 GMT |
Welcome to the Adorable Jungle |
The Top Ten Cute Baby Animals I Want To Hold 10. Orangutan 9. Jerboa 8. Lemur 7. Platypus 6. Fox &nb...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:00:00 GMT |
Dance Tonight |
Am I the only one who's a little bit scared by this commercial for Paul McCartney's Memory Almost Full/iTunes/Starbucks? Since the first time I saw it about a week ago, I've been haunted by nigh...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
Street (Fair) Life |
It's summertime, ya'll- the season of sun and fun! And what better way to have fun (or at least mildy amuse one's self) on a summer Sunday afternoon than to attend your neighborhood street fair?...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:59:00 GMT |
Arctic Monkeys |
Yes, it's been a few weeks since my last blog update, but I've been a bit busy lately and haven't had much time to write. I'm sure you can understand. However, I wanted to jot off a quick post in or...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:53:00 GMT |
