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About Me

flatline!I am worth $2,127,580 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth? According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Weight Watches Kitteh
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Music:

Everything but rap...Generally all: Techno, Rock, Jazz, Classical...

What Type Of Rock Are You
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You scored as METAL

Metal

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000%

Classic Rock

1000,000,000,000,000%

Hardcore

-75000%

Alternative

-56%

Indie

Emo

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%

Screamo

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%
Top 5 Favorite Songs:
Posthuman,-Marilyn Manson
Washing Away of Wrong,-John 5
Atonement,- Opeth
Instinct,-Arch Enemy
Children of the Grave,- Black SabbathDETHKLOK, ACDC, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, John 5, Arch Enemy, Cradle of Filth, Opeth, Areosmith, Deep Purple, Wolfmother, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Marilyn Manson and anything else Brutal or Metal... and Rammstein too...Take the quiz:
Which guitar are you

Fender Strat
Fender Strat, Excellent. You are the orignal rock and roll guitar.

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Movies:

SHOOT'EM UP, Grindhouse(Planet Terror and Death Proof), Children of Men, Wayne's World, and Garden State, The Big Lebowski and any Tarantino FilmThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Television:

Kung Fu! Arrested Development, Every crime show, any cartoon really, METALOCALPYSE

Books:

WORLD WAR Z. All the Halo Books, A Stranger in a Strange Land, Predator: Cold War, iRobot (nothing like the movie), Nature of the Beast, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Animal Farm, Killing Pablo,White Fang and Lord of the Flies...that pretty much sums it up.

Heroes:

John 5, a metal guitarist.. BOB RAVE!!! Hector| Captain Koon (Pulp Fiction)| CJ and Philip|

My Blog

Violence and the Virgina Tech

Sueng Cho, the guy who slaughtered several people had taken his own life. But this wasn't an on the spot killing. Throughout his life he was a reject, scum of the earth made and fashioned wrought with...
Posted by Classic Dave on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

Federalists: Whining little rich punks, better than farmers

I guess I chose to be a federalist for this history paper, because its better to be an asshole than a nice person. Assholes do less things. which makes the federalists assholes. Because whining little...
Posted by Classic Dave on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

Things to do before I keel over

Well, if you don't repost this of your own, you got no destiny, which means you suck in life. So ha... L for Leader!Smash a newly purchased plasma screen TVGo on a rampage with a chainsaw in a field o...
Posted by Classic Dave on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:09:00 PST

Dreams

I have been having a bunch of meaningless dreams. Dreams that I wish I had a gun in, you know?If I had a gun every time in my dreams, my mind would be more fun.. Once I was in a dream, and I've always...
Posted by Classic Dave on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST

Stoked for LAN party

Today, I went to Nick's house, brought my guitar, some blank CDs, and whatever... Then, I saw, GEARS OF WAR!!!! DUDE, IT IS THE MOST 1337 THING EVER, FIRST, THERE WAS COW, THEN, THE...
Posted by Classic Dave on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

My favorite words

I've been thinking about typing this for a really long time...My favorite words.MadnessCombatAvengerRedeemerApotheosis DepredationAntipathyYeshKkKillBillCadaverSpaceTime ContinuumBiohazardAll yourbase...
Posted by Classic Dave on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

Thunderstruck

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Posted by Classic Dave on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST

If you want blood...

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Posted by Classic Dave on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:45:00 PST

Random Intellegent Anaylsis

The ultimatum of the supremacy toward the protagonist of the exploited physcological being of an entire empire. Demolished by resistance lacking power and mental cunning... A treason leaked into prose...
Posted by Classic Dave on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Pet Peeves, I really hate this

Pet Peeves: Random humming, random yawning, the question 'Was the a movie best picture?', not being able to finish a sentence, PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT SINGING AND DON'T REALIZE IT!, gas price ...
Posted by Classic Dave on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST