We are spoiled damn brats. We get whatever we want from our human, Megan, whom we lovingly refer to as our bitch.
All we have to do is wear her out until she gives in. William says, "Wearing her out was a hard skill to acquire. But to Megan, repetitive meowing reminds her of a technique that I studied called 'Chinese Water Torture,' I find this method to be highly effective when badgering her for more food."
Elliot says, "I also have found that if I repeatedly ignore her when she asks me to do something, that she eventually forgets to ask me and I get my way. This is also a highly effective method of thwarting the food chain."We don't always win though.....
We manipulate her by looking extra sorrowful. How fucking pitiful is this?
We hate it when she bathes us.
Especially the cat. William says, "I am gonna lay in the towel cabinet and shed on the linens for the bath thing. I am a cat, I can do this myself."Sometimes we hit the keg when the human isn't around.
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