Stumble It!
I'm a 52 year-old anti-theist living in Independence, Missouri.
I tend to be extremely irreverent, politically incorrect, somewhat adventurous and very spontaneous. I'm always looking to try something different. Well... except for things like sushi and yogurt (Look, if it ain't tasty AND thoroughly-cooked, it won't go anywhere near my throat-hole. Also, I have a real hard time convincing myself to knowingly eat any kind of bacteria, be it good or bad, unless it has hallucinogenic or medicinal properties, m'kay?)
Organized religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration -- courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth.
I like to think for myself and tend to get very vocal about politics, especially when stupid things are being done by stupid politicians just because some invisible, uncaring sky-god tells them to do so. There's already been more than enough death dealt in the name of some idiotic imaginary deity. Furthermore, I believe in the total separation of Church and State, and in separation of organized religion and human beings for that matter.
I believe that our elected officials should be arrested and held accountable for any criminal actions and, equally, for any obvious criminal inaction. It's time our nation's leaders, Senators and Congressmen keep their campaign promises, earn their keep and do the fucking job that they were elected (and expected) to do.
As you might expect, my penchant for free thinking and love of free speech tends to piss off most Republitards, Neocons, various other members of the PC crowd and especially those irritating fanatical Christian fundamentalist idiots.
I believe that it's high time that we rise up, take back our country and immediately go to work reversing the extensive damage that the Republitards and the Bush administration have already done.
It's time to restore the Constitution of the United States, put an end to political corruption and pork-barrel politics in Washington, D.C. It's time to restore the constitution and to restore all of the rights that have been stolen from us thus far.
I have been involved in the music business, off and on, since the age of sixteen (as a professional musician, songwriter, record sales and promotion, instrument sales and repair).
My current instruments of choice are a Parker Fly Deluxe Electric Guitar with a Line6 100-Watt 2-12 Digital Guitar amp, a Yamaha CS2X Control Synthesizer, and an Alvarez acoustic guitar.
I am an avid photographer. Please check out my sample pics and leave me a comment. I'd love to hear your input!
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PLEASE NOTE: IF YOU REQUEST TO BE MY FRIEND ONLY TO BOMBARD ME WITH UNWANTED AND UNNECESSARY ADVERTISEMENTS OR BULLETINS ASKING ME TO CHECK OUT YOUR NEARLY NUDE PICS OR YOUR CHEESY DATING SERVICE -- YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY DELETED AND/OR BLOCKED FROM MY FRIENDS LIST.
THIS IS NOT AN IDLE THREAT. IT IS A FUCKING SOLEMN PROMISE.
I DID NOT JOIN MYSPACE TO BE ASSAULTED WITH SPAM FROM WANNA-BE PORN STARS OR PICK UP CHICKS ONLINE.
IF I REALLY WANTED OR NEEDED TO LOOK AT, BUY OR OTHERWISE WASTE MONEY ON PORNOGRAPHY OR WORK-FROM-HOME SCHEMES, I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NEVER DO IT THROUGH MYSPACE.
TAKE YOUR PINHEAD LITTLE MIND AND YOUR GREEDY FUCKING CLAWS OFF OF MY WALLET. PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON, NO ONE REALLY NEEDS TO SEE YOUR JUNK OR YOUR FAKE TITS. BE SURE TO TAKE ALL THOSE LITTLE PILLS THAT THE DOCTOR AT THE FREE CLINIC PRESCRIBED FOR YOUR STD OR WHATEVER MENTAL DISORDER YOU SUFFER FROM (GO ON NOW, GO AHEAD AND TAKE THEM... RIGHT NOW, WE'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO WAIT A FEW MOMENTS WHILE YOU SELF-MEDICATE).
QUIT TRYING TO FUCK UP THE BILL OF RIGHTS AND JUST FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE.
HOPEFULLY, YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH AND A GOOD-ENOUGH READER TO HAVE FULLY UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST READ.
IF FOR ANY REASON YOU ARE UNCLEAR ABOUT ANY PART OF THIS MESSAGE, YOU ARE FURTHER INSTRUCTED TO REMAIN PRECISELY WHERE YOU ARE, WE HAVE ALREADY TRIANGULATED AND RECORDED YOUR PRECISE POSITION VIA GLOBAL POSITIONING SATELLITE, AND OUR ULTRA-EFFICIENT SECURITY CREW IS CURRENTLY BEING DISPATCHED TO YOUR PRESENT LOCATION TO ADDRESS YOUR SPECIFIC NEEDS.
AS A FINAL NOTE, AND FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROTECTION, WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU BE COMPLETELY UNARMED. COMPLETELY NAKED AND LYING ON THE FLOOR IN A PRONE POSITION WHEN OUR TASK FORCE ARRIVES, SO AS TO PREVENT ANY UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS. HAVE A NICE DAY.
