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Stephanie Serene

Have you ever looked at the word self and wondered if its short for super elf

About Me

I am an island girl, I enjoy being in nature especially on the water, however I find the shoe department at Nordstorm's to be quite homey as well. I was raised as a small town country girl where I learned how to sew, cook, use a chain saw, pee outside, cow tip, butcher a deer, and run an out board motor, but through further exploration settled in the city where I enjoy such luxuries as delivery pizza at 2am, shopping with the girls, dancing in dive bars, driving in circles for 20 minutes looking for parking, art gallery's, late night runs to Dick's, gas stations (no really where I'm from there isn't one), and the smell of rotting garbage in mid August. I am a masterful story teller, and love too entertain. I am very social and have been described as an Alpha female which I take as a great compliment. Despite my avid social nature a night (or day) sitting on the couch watching some boob tube is always appreciated in my world. I derive joy from the little things in life, like popping zits, inhaling nail polish remover for just a few seconds more, watching young children throw fits in public, eating old candy out of the couch, farting and then walking away without a word, big hair, asking too many questions, and riding the bus with a sombrero on. My biggest accomplishment in the past few months has been learning to burp. It's been a long painful process, but finally I've succeeded in training my body to release gas from another oarfice. I've been known to sing and dance when ever where ever. Things I really don't like are as follows but not limited to, blow drying my hair, pickles, American apperal, heavy metal, cheap tin can cars, assholes and douche bags, puking, itchy butt crack, dishonest politicians, coffee without sugar, the orange cat who hangs around my house and try's to fight my cat through the window, taking out the trash, demanding friends, guilt trips, girls who refuse to learn to fend for themselves, purses that fall off your shoulder for no reason, staying up past 2am, yadda yadda yadda. Did I mention life is radical? No I didn't? Well Life is radical I've never been so happy...I'm just here to enjoy the ride and hopefully learn a few things along way.

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Music:

you know all of it.

Movies:

my favorite movie is that one where you know, that one guy does that thing, and the other guy comes along and does those three things, later they all go to that one place and then thats when they all do that thing which leads to the other thing.....

Television:

Growing up there wasn't even one TV in my house. I now have three and I watch 4+ hours a day. I have a 50" TV in the living room, another much smaller TV in the Kitchen and one more even smaller one in the spare bedroom.Now that you have been enlighten too the amount of TV's I own you may now assume I've pretty much watched 85% of what is on the first 136 channels plus on demand. Yeah that just blew your mind.

Books:

I enjoy a really good book, however I haven't read too many good ones lately. I'm losing faith. After the book of Mormon everything else was horrible.

Heroes:

Victor Horta

My Blog

Sundays are for nothings

Today was my day off.....I woke up an hour ago and have been working ever since this survey is a brain break from that madness 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?A vodka cran2. Do you fo...
Posted by Steph on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

This Makes me feel old

The "older people" survey(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?"Have you ever kissed someone?""Missed someone?""Told someone you ...
Posted by Steph on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:02:00 PST

The best survey this year

I was told that this was going to be the best quiz ever before I read it. So I obviously had to do it. It was written by Kyle's step-brother, Chuck. No relation to Chuck Klosterman, unfortunately.1. H...
Posted by Steph on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST

Dignity

Today I reclaim my dignity.    dignity    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (dgn-t)n. pl. dignities The quality or state of being worthy of esteem or respe...
Posted by Steph on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST