Puking, Pooping, Pain and Puking-other than that I'm GREAT! |
Once upon a time, I slept well after having a great Saturday...and then the shits came! To make it more interesting, while blowing ass, I started puking. Thusly I had become God's mos...
Posted by It's me Mark!!!! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST |
I'M GONNA BE A POLAR BEAR!!!! |
So.....do you wanna see me freeze my nut buckets off? I have decided to make a polar bear plunge for charity. On Saturday, March 10th, I will be jumping in to the freezing cold waters of B...
Posted by It's me Mark!!!! on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:49:00 PST |
I Is Poowh White Twash!!! |
FINALLY!!!!
I is almost outta debit! Yeztuhday I appliesed fo dah loan to getz ridaz my credit cawds. I also gots me a new car. New ta me ya seez. Itz a 97 Dodge Grand Caravan ...
Posted by It's me Mark!!!! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST |
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! |
Dear Jerry Springer Family Member Reject:
As most people close to me know, I have a close and personal relationship with my Father-in-law. Hell, I call him "Dad". I love him, live wit...
Posted by It's me Mark!!!! on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Holy S.$t I'm blogging!!! |
Holy moly-I'm writing an actual blog! What do I say, how do I say it and will it win blog of the year?
Actually, until recently I had a life and then I got a myspace account. Sound familia...
Posted by It's me Mark!!!! on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:53:00 PST |
