Hello! I am a recently divorced scone. According to wikipedia, I am composed of wheat, barley or oatmeal, with baking powder as a leavening agent. I'd recommend covering me in jam, as I am quite dry without it. But not too soon in our relationship - I have been recently emotionally battered. The tos and fros of love, you know? And I've just come out of a 400 degree oven, which really changes your perspective on relationships, I must say. Not to mention your internal chemistry.
I'd tell you some of my interests, but as I am composed largely of inanimate carbohydrates, I'm not sure that I have any. I mean, there may be an animate midge nibbling on one of my currants, but if I listed the midge's interests, that wouldn't really be my interests, now would it? I do have a feeling I'd like Coronation Street, but it's pretty much just a hunch and I can't make any promises until I've seen it.
I fear I'm not coming off as attractively as I hoped. Sigh! This dating thing is harder than I feared. If, however, you find you are willing to give a gay divorcee a chance, I'm sure you'll be happily surprised at the outcome. After all, I am quite large and filling.
