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About Me

My kid, a.k.a. BEAN!!!!!


LEPRECHAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pearl Jam:

My name's John Flynn. I'm in the Army Infantry. I'm a mean drunk minus the drunkenness... I love the beach, and I love food.

I have bad hearing and I have the memory span of a goldfish. I'm a wicked smartass.

I play this guitar:


Apparently I'm very evil:
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

I beleeve in ghosts, totolly cuz there real, I saw 1 1ce, just like everyone else, exept I acshully got a pitcher of it, hear it is lolol!!!!!!!!!!11

Ghastly floating orb in the shape of a Chocolate Milk bottle!


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If you ever feel down and out... If you ever get sad and lonely and feel like you can't take it anymore... If you get to the point where you can't help but think, "Why bother?" Just look at this picture and always remember that someone out there believes in you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet green plastic army men:

And GUNTHER:

And, definitely Bill and Ted:

My Blog

"Birches", by Robert Frost

When I see birches bend to left and right Across the lines of straighter darker trees, I like to think some boy’s been swinging them. But swinging doesn’t bend them down to stay. Ice-storm...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Infantry

Infantry. Grunt. Dogface. Leatherneck. Maggot. Hero.-Underwear is entirely optional at all times-You have pooped in the same bag you ate from.-You put that bag into your Ruck next to your sleeping ba...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:11:00 GMT

13 Step Recovery Process

If you were once a soldier or are currently serving...1. Admit:"I was in the Army; I have a problem." This is the first step to recovery...2. Speech:Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hu...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:33:00 GMT

Fear of the Night

Eventually people always go home, and the night brings quiet. A lonly quiet. That's when the innevitable comes: thinking."It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the da...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:59:00 GMT

I'm Pretty Sick of People Trying to Kill Me

I figured I'd post this here so more people could read it. It's a true account of my experience on 28DEC2006.   I was sitting in my turret the other day looking out the sides of the turret shield...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 14:09:00 GMT

Eddie Vedder

Caught a bolt of lightning... cursed the day he let it go....       And he who forgets will be destined to remember.... ---Eddie Vedder
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:52:00 GMT

Haikus and Vacuums

My Haikus fit the parameters of Haikus, but aren't really written with the true spirit of the Haiku. But whatever. Oh, and they've been published for about seven months, so don't try and steal this sh...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:04:00 GMT

I Miss Cory

For a long time I wanted to kick Cory's ass. I hated his guts. Thing is, he called me out on me being a douche, and I was pissed. Well, there was more to it... like we were both trying to win an argum...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:23:00 GMT