My name is Mrs. McCormick. I prefer to keep my first name to myself. I am a mother to three children: Kevin, Kenny, and Carrie. I had them all when I was very young, Kevin at 13, Kenny at 16, and Carrie, who knows? I was drunk. I also have a husband named Stuart. Eh, he's all right.
My family is very poor. We used to run a meth lab, but that fell through, so now I am a housewife and my husband gets various jobs but is always fired from them. I enjoy drinking beer and hanging out with the other South Park moms'.
My son Kenny dies a lot, but we always have a new baby and his soul goes into it. Whenever he dies I miss him a lot.
