Things I like:
-My family
-Symmetry
-Coffee
-San Diego Padres
-San Diego
-Scrabble
-Botany
-Tattooing
-Playing guitar very poorly
-Playing baseball very poorly
-Shawn Stern's voice
-Good punctuation
-Bacon and eggs
-Good music
-Very bad music
-Pre '05 Jettas
-Cabrios
-Filtered Camels
-Witty retorts
Things I do but don't like:
-Yell a lot
-Sing out loud with headphones on
-Strike out with runners on base
-Watch every Padres game regardless of whatever else is going on
-Punch walls and kick doors
-Stay up late and wake up late
-Carry resentments
-Neglect to shave
-Spend money on shit I don't need
-Eat and drink things made with corn syrup and refined sugar
-Write long detailed lists of my shortcomings
I'd like to meet:
your dad in a dark alley.
Joe's People
Joe has 256 links to the pages of a bunch of acquaintances, lots of good bands, and a few good friends.
The Prettiest Gal In The Whole Wide World
The Raddest Kid Ever
Gaslamp Ball
The Best Band Ever
Ryyyaaan!
It's Pat!
Better Than You At Everything
The Adulant Stadulator
St. Eve
The Jöster
"It's Not a Cobalt; It's an SS"
Bob Gnarly
SxDx
SxDx
SxDx
SxDx
Feel free to check out the rest
Music:
Social D, The Bouncing Souls, New Clear Future, Rancid, 7 Seconds, Apocalypse Hoboken, Youth Brigade, Tilt, Discipline, Max Weinberg and The Max Weinberg Seven featuring Max Weinberg, The John Brogan Solo Project, Shutter, Gang War, Descendents/All, Tiger Army, Cash, Leaving Trains, Reno Divorce, Faith No More, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Flogging Molly, CCR, DRI, DI, GG, NWA, Black Flag, Women's Room, Blondie, G 'n Fuckin' R, The Messengers, Abortion Clinic Bomb Squad, Fiskales AdHoc, Lucero, Legbone, Etta James, Brain Failure, Misfits/ Samhain/ Danzig, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Black Lung (R.I.P.), Eazy Mothafuckin E (R.I.P.), Dead Sailor (R.I.P.), AC Slaters (R.I.P.), Ol Dirty Bastard (R.I.P.), SSD, NoFX, Swingin Utters, Tom Petty with or without the Heartbreakers, The Tim Armstrong part of Transplants songs, Lars and The Bastards, The Boss, Corpus Christie, Gang Green, The Mighty Mighty Motherfuckin Bosstones, Whoever does the Charles In Charge theme song, Dos Minutos, The Flying Hellfish, Sloppy Seconds, Chili Peppers, Willie Fuckin Nelson, Pennywise, Everclear (yeah, I said it), Beastie Boys, H2O, Me First, Flema, Dead Weight, 'Thrax, Adolescents, Streetlight Manifesto (yeah, I know, I don't quite understand why I like them so much either), Slayer, Dirty Alleys/ Dirty Minds, Three Bad Jacks, Twelve Step Rebels, The Boardlords, Meth Nasty, Lost City Angels, I don't hate MxPx or Against Me! like I'm apparently supposed to, Deadbeat Sinatra, Ramones, Pantallica, Anything that Ian MacKaye has ever done, Hank the First, Hank the Third, you get the idea... right? Yeah.
Movies:
Do You Remember?, Another State Of Mind, Tapeheads, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Thrashin, Requiem For A Dream, Hated, National Lampoon's Senior Trip, Poolhall Junkies and anything else with Christopher Walken in it, classic Sandler, I like Luke Wilson better than Owen but they're both good...
Television:
Kids In The Hall, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Fresh Prince, the (white) rapper show, The Andy Griffith Show, Seinfeld, Baseball Tonight, Conan, The Colbert Report, Miami Ink (but not L.A. Ink) and of course Family Guy and Chappelle's Show, The Office, Reno 911, Mr. Show, Charles In Charge, Boondocks, Moral Orel, The Henry Rollins Show, Wonder Showzen had my attention for a minute, The Simpsons, Jeopardy!, what's on right now?, random [adult swim], infomercials at times
Books:
Fourth Edition; The Norton Reader (for $53, it had better be goddamn good); Bloodclots in the Mainstream; Ball Four; 12 & 12; Get In The Van; I Ain't An Athlete,Lady; American Hardcore; Lexicon Devil; all baseball books are pretty much like blowjobs- even the bad ones are pretty good
Heroes:
Just try to name somebody more hard-fuckin-core than Joe Hickman. You can't.
