just a quip |
This blog was inspired by Anne Daniel.
What in the world is going on these days? Does anybody out there have any idea where they are going? I have recently found out/discovered that I've literally bee...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:31:00 GMT |
my life (slighty less pathetic than yours) |
So I got myself a job. It was really strange getting up in the morning and driving through rush-hour traffic. I haven't REALLY worked since mid Feb. Actually, it just sucked. However, my drive home ma...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
a little help to make us all better drivers |
Bumper stickers are a lot like tattoos. Not only have I never seen a cool one, but they say a lot about you. Wedding Crashers referenced this with the tramp stamp. But now we all know that a teardrop ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:01:00 GMT |
25 things |
These are 25 things that I've learned over the years. This is for the good of the world1.) Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the cheap shit (meth, we...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:04:00 GMT |
spout time |
by popular demand.... well i see I haven't blogged a damn thing since Feb. That's quite a while indeed. I really didn't realize it had been so long. So let's jsut get right to it; To...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:58:00 GMT |
mix cd |
Just about every phase of every relationship Ive ever been in came complete with its own sound track. A mix tape or CD covering every waypoint of the relationship.From the flirtatious beginnings as B...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:05:00 GMT |
new disease recognized by CDC |
I have a problem; maybe more of an affliction. It started when I was a teenager, but I attributed it to hormones. I thought that when I was of college age I would start to mature and gr...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:14:00 GMT |
wood |
As any man can tell you, the little guy downstairs has a mind of his own. From the time he gains consciousness, at about 13, he often chooses the most inopportune times to fill out. It often has nothi...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:19:00 GMT |
oh science, helping the lame seem less lame |
Contrary to popular opinion and prevailing belief, premature ejaculation is not the sign of a bad lover but instead it is natures method of measuring masculinity. According to scientists at Arizona S...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:00:00 GMT |
bored at work |
This holiday season I've decided to give the gift that keeps on giving... self-doubt. It's high time that my family, friends, and even the general public know what I really think of them. So everyone ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:52:00 GMT |
