Molo

Don't take it to Heart-I JUST AM WHAT IAM -SO CAREFUL WHAT U MAKE ME INTOO-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever youhave.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!