the country, road trips, bonFIREs, atv's, mud wrestling.
I'd like to meet:
someone you can laugh with, Someone you can cry with,and Tell all your secrets to. To have someone who won't judge you, Someone who just loves you No matter what, they stand beside you!
Music:
Country mostly...but i listen to everything!
Movies:
Rat Race, A walk to remember...im really bad with the names of movies..but i love commedies and scarry/horror movies (specially @ Shay's)
Television:
that 70's show, CSI, desperate housewives, LOST, REBA, Fresh Prince of Belair, and im not gonna lie i watch Dr. Phil and because of him i am going to be a better person...HAHAHAH
Books:
Redneck Computer Terms:
"Hard drive" --
Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" --
Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" --
Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" --
When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" --
What you did to da hay fields last July. (from NetDummy Humor)
"ROM" --
Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Reboot" --
What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Mouse" --
What leaves those little turds in da cupboard.
"LAN" --
To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" --
What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"Bit" --
A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
