jnet [little bear if your legit]

Layout made by happykmd at CreateBlog.com .My favorite thing in the world is a light snip of parsley mixed with just the right touch of peach cobbler. my pet peeve is when people do not take their shoes off when they enter my adobe. my boyfriends name is big daddy t and he works at our local citgo. If anyone I see is drinking a diet soda i will firmly grasp the can and shake the person like mad to tell them, no they are not fat..everyone is not a model. Speaking of model I regularly pose for Kaufmanns plus size adds. i live with my mom and her cat. The name is guacamole. I enjoy thrift stores and getting high off of cold products, such as Nyquil....I really like to ski because it makes me smile, and smiles never killed anyone......Yes I can moonwalk.......No, your Mom.........Yes I am Pro-choice......Yes I think Clinton was a good president........Yes I'll wait a full minute and hold a door open for an old person......Yes I've pretended to talk on my cell phone in public........Yes I went to revere......Yes I knew so-and-so........Yes lacrosse is the most beautiful sport created........No we haven't slept together......Yes I learned my lesson when I didn't repost a bulletin......Yes all of my friends and both my dogs died 8 minutes later.......Yes my car burst into flames and exploded like the bulletin said.........No the phone did not ring........Yes I have been single w/no friends since then.......Yes everyone has hated me and will hate me for 39 more years.......Yes I will have bad luck for the rest of my life......Yes I will have no sex life for the next 39 years......Yes I will delete you if you send me one of those asinine bulletins.......Yes your car will blow-up if you send me one of those bulletins. Well anyway, I hope your life journey is complete. follow the light!!