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Cheese Taco

God is the lord and jesus is a champion

About Me

Myspace is a soap opera, that being said I would like to play the rich guy who gets all the hot chix and does the suave stare into the camera as we fade to commercial.
My name is Joshua everyone forgets the "ooo ahh" though, I am blunt and honest in ways some people can't deal with. I tell everyone the same thing when they cry about it, tell me im wrong and I will shut up. And they all go silent, I am sorry you don't like hearing the truth. It's really easy, simply don't do things you are so ashamed of you don't want people talking about. Because your denial annoys me and I will crush your saftey bubble. In the same breath I am extremelty open, and you can ask me anything and I will answer it. I am not one of those people who goes oh geez we can't talk about that!!!
Assuming you are still reading and not going omg what a jerk! I will assume you are actually a mature person and grown up enough to understand you are in charge of what you say and do. I am a laid back person, it takes a lot to get under my skin and im always down for whatever. I heart drinky drinking and partying, I can be EXTREMLY sarcastic, I am funny and love the attention it gets me. I like people who can take a joke, and people who are not selfish. Intelligence rox my socks. One of the things that really pisses me off is when you are talking to some one and say a word with more then 4 letters and they get this blank look on their face, followed by a laugh to cover it up. If you are not nodding your head thinking "Yup" then chances are we are talking about you. This doesn't make you a bad person, just please read a book or something instead of watching mtv sometime.
Thats all for now, end rant.
Your Birthdate: February 28
You have a Type A personality so big it makes other Type A's shrink away in shame.
You never shy away from adversity - and you love to tackle impossible problems.
Failure is not an option for you, and more than a few people are put off by your ego.
You tend to be controlling, and you hate leaving anything up to chance.

My Interests

I like a lot of diffrent things, I am that guy who is smart enough to learn pretty much anything quickly. But then I get bored and lose interest and move on to the next thing. I like space and science, I like running and I try to do it everyday, I have gotten into weight lifting too. Fitness in general really, I try to eat better and drink a lot of water. I like piercings I have 4 so far, I want to get my tongue pierced, but I don't think I could do the whole stop using it thing :p haha. I enjoy vodka, grey goose makes me happy in the pants. I also like cooking, I can make pretty much anything. A few things I have made for girlfriends, friends etc. includ: Lobster bisque, tiramisu, chicken marsala, boston cream pie, roulardin, creme brulee. It comes in handy cuz I can feed the girl after the fact since all that sex usally leaves ya hungry....

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who are secure with who they are, and don't have to change constantly to be liked.

Music:

I like music, I have a lot of diffrent kinds. The worst thing in the world is when you stop paying attention to your playlist, and you suddenly realize you are playing something by enya. *Shudders*

Movies:

Movies are cool, I havn't just hung out with a bunch of people and watched a movie in the darkness in quite some time... Should probably do something about that.
Some of my favorites would be Pulp Fiction, The 5th Element, Fight Club, Love Actually, Donni Darko, Old School, Lord of the Rings, Debbie does Dallas....

Books:

I haven't read anything in a while, but I did like chronicles of narnia, harry potter, lord of the rings...

Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 100%
Envy: 80%
Lust: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 71%
You will become famous - and subsequently killed by a stalker. How Sinful Are You?

Heroes:



My Blog

If I had a million dollars

Josh IsherwoodEnglish 1, Period 3June 4, 2007If I had a million dollars - A true storyIf I had a million dollars I would hire a bunch of technicians, who would be put to work creating a cybernetic ant...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

Are YOU Bipolar?!?!?

Although most people with bipolar disorder are diagnosed during a depression phase, symptoms of mania are just as destructive and should be taken as a sign of a possible disorder: -- Either an elat...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

Crazy 24 hours

    Ok so in the past 24 hours I have been called poison, and told that I single handedly jedi mind controlled multiple people and made them all hate karla against there will.  Pre...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

Hahah I wrote this when I was like 15

Hahahha I wrote this right after the columbine shooting happen.  Notice the lack of periods comma's etc. haha.  hate is an interesting thing it seems now in this day and age that everyone ha...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

I scream you Scream we all scream....

I present to you, chocolate mousse truffle cake with creame angalaise, raspberry, and chocolate sauces. 
Posted by Cheese Taco on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

Nicole says:

God i mfeeel sick. this alwohays happens he=wn i drinfok. plesies keedp me from tghrowing ups plesyh!?!?! Thankjy oyuu soryy iff the is maeks no sense to your
Posted by Cheese Taco on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST

A serious question!

Does the devil scream oh god when he cums ??? And if not what does he say??The same can be asked if athiests....
Posted by Cheese Taco on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

Grow little plant....

Awwww look nicole is growing up!!! *sniffles* time passes so fast....And here is the proof, a giant birthday present what could it beeeeee?!?!?!? ...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

Deep Fried Love

So I got really really bored today and decided to make sushi, never made it before but I think it came out ok.  I made some spicy tuna rolls, and some cucumber and cream cheese rolls, as well as ...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST

That ass shakes more then jell-o

My title has nothing to do with anything I will write here, sorry to any one who was really dieing for some jello ass :(  I now feel like I have some how let some of you down so... maybe just one...
Posted by Cheese Taco on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST