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Perkin2000

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About Me

I'd like to describe myself as witty, intelligent, articulate and interesting. But I'd be lying.I'm an out of shape layabout, who does as little as possible and waste my time working McJobs and pondering my boob fixation.Well, if you're here, you might as well take a look at my stupid short films. A number of which are directly below this. Cheers.Blah. . . . plain layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

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You!I think you're great.There, there. Chin up, eh?

My Blog

Polishing a turd...

I made this short horror flick with my chum, Neil.You might think it's good, you might think it's complete wank. I can't decide. Have a peek and let me know:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6qBBPTAqv4A...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:32:00 GMT

A good start.

Ha ha ha!http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8091605.stmEggs are a good start, why not go a little more old school...*whistles innocently**says nothing*"High calibre rifles"*whistles more*Is it wro...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:14:00 GMT

Dead House

Is a shite title, but I've failed to think of anything better. Any suggestions?Anyway, here's the trailer to one of my latest (ongoing) rather lame horror efforts:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDrsQC...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 13:21:00 GMT

Want to see a gigantic penis?

Seriously, if you do, click this link:http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_79610 00/7961224.stmAnyway, how are you?
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 06:39:00 GMT

Bippo. For men

Once again, for your... Well, hopefully amusement, I've spent today embarassing myself in front of the camera.It's called 'Bippo. For men'. I get really knobbed off by pretentious adverts. Adverts for...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:43:00 GMT

Part two...

This is an extension on my last blog, Death Slugs. I thought the editing was some of my weakest (thanks for the comment though, Dawn Owl) and it was overlong and uninvolving.I've tried to trim and tig...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:14:00 GMT

Death Slugs

Recently a chum came across the stupid videos I put on YouTube, he thought they looked like fun. And spoke of how much he enjoyed watching them.I'm willing to take any compliments I can on those vids,...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:38:00 GMT

The most awesome film ever made!!!

Is, of course(!!!) this one:   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489018/   On a horror website I frequent, many people posted derogatory commentsabout this film. The site's owner said that the wo...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:57:00 GMT

Meh

Got bored. Done this:   http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEUT8MfCAY
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:46:00 GMT

Me and the Devil

In case any of you were wondering where my current pic was taken, it was during the filming of this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MdZRGhN_fiw   THAT LINK'S BROKEN! CLICK THIS ONE INSTEAD: http:/...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:05:00 GMT