Women be Havin Self-esteem issues |
When we last checked in with Seth Lazear, he was having a fun fling with his 39 year old ex-landlady. Lets see what zany adventure he's in right now:So last night, my roommates hosted a Halloween on C...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:28:00 GMT |
Political Affiliation of every NFL AFC Team |
Situation: My bud Ron Placone wondered what if American Sports were like European Soccer teams, for example, if you support Northern Ireland independance, you root for Rangers, if not, Celtic. So...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:12:00 GMT |
Life lessons in Comedy |
Tonight, I attempted to make my first tape doing a set to send to bookers. I loaded my set with what I thought was my A-list material, and had fun on stage. Upon further review of the tape, I am dark....
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:35:00 GMT |
Pasta and Bologna |
..... is the only food I have in my fridge.Not gonna go into details about saturday night, ask me in person.A past few days to remember, starting with a moving debacle, bumbershoot, the Tacoma Comedy ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:35:00 GMT |
Airplane Handjob Scorecard |
Where are you sitting?
a) You're next to the window, she's in the middle (3pts)
b) First class (2pts)
c) Exit row (1pt)
d) Across the aisle (0pts)
What is she wearing?
a) Mo...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:53:00 GMT |
Taking all bets on any olympic sport (beer bets only) |
First, look up the band A Gun That Shoots Knives, Sushi is my new favorite song.The events I'm handicapping are Rhythmic Gymnastics, Canoeing, and everyone's favorite, Table Tennis (make sure to root ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:44:00 GMT |
The Lion, The Witch, and sobriety |
The recap of Thursday-Sunday:Thursday 1:00 pmJob offer from Nintendo refurbishing systems.Thursday 3:36 pmWake upThursday 3:41 pmCall Nintendo, leave a messageThursday 7:30 pmArrive at hostle for show...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:44:00 GMT |
lincoln pickup lines |
some of these are still really funny. and they're from October 28th, 2004I emancipated the slaves. Would you like to emancipate my pants?I was shot at a play and missed the last part. Could you give m...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
I don’t understand |
Whats the big deal about having sex with a 42 year old japanese hairdresser in an alley behind pike place market? Please fill me in.
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:57:00 GMT |
Rules for the Hostle show |
-Show up.-Don't verbally abuse the audience.-Read the audience. When you feel its time to go, go.-Above all else, no cock-blocking, Nick. You're lucky she didn't speak english.
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 14:22:00 GMT |
