MJ

The details of my life are quite inconsequential really. What can I say, as my dad once told me, I have ants in my pants. At the end of the day I'm just a stupid country boy turned city boy with a penchant for buggery. I moved to Boston in 2001, and though it took a while, I think the city is getting used to me. My greatest contribution to mankind was the invention of the shirt tail gimmick in 2002. Its simple really, you walk around a bar with the point of a button down shirt hanging out of your fly. Girls won't be able to resist talking to you. Thankfully I grew out of that phase. Now I have a huge belt buckle that accomplishes pretty much the same thing. As you might guess, neither of these rather juvenile endeavors is particularly high yielding, but they're a lot of fun.