Hello - my name is Richard. I like watching people shower. I sometimes dig holes in my garden. I kick dogs. Given the choice, I'd happily drown anyone over the age of 60. I sometimes sneak into your bedroom and put your underpants over my head as I eat cheese and gravy from your fridge. I don't always clean up after myself.
I hang around graveyards looking for grieving young ladies to stalk.
'Weekend At Bernies' was based on true events in my life.
I regularly shoplift.
I've made thousand of pounds from selling my body on street corners around football grounds.
I volunteer at the local orphanage, and work part-time researching incurable diseases.
I killed your first pet cat.
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Richzx6r Hopkins
Date of Birth: 19/04/1976
Birthplace: Gloucester Hospital elevators
Current Location: A very dark place
Eye Color: Baby Blue
Hair Color: No idea - covered in gel
Height: 6'2"
Heritage: Great Britain are the worst client ever
Piercings: None
Tattoos: Superman logo on left pec. Yes - for real
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Scooch
Song: Flying the Flag (for You)
Movie: Animal Farm. Not THAT one. The dirty one
Disney Movie: Muppets Christmas Carol
TV show: Gemmagic on QVC
Color: Black
Food: Chinese
Pizza topping: All the meats, no mushrooms. God I hate mushrooms
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough?
Drink (alcoholic): Just open a tab for me
Soda: Dr Peppers
Store: Aldi
Clothing Brand: Burberry
Shoe Brand: Kangol
Season: Salt
Month: December
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Uh... Cala Lillies or something
Make-Up Item: ok - an invisible phone
Board game: Scene it
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Looks
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Win that pesky Lottery. Fingers crossed
Most missed memory: Money
Best physical feature: Penis
First thought waking up: "Wow. That's hard." Waking up I mean.
Hypothetical personality disorder: Necrophilia
Preferred type of plastic surgery: ah, I don't know. Finger-webbing?
Sesame street alter ego: what? Cookie Monster or The Count
Fairytale alter ego: The Giant.
Most stupid remark: "Why don't you do a survey,. Richzx6r?"
Worst crime: Multiple murder
Greatest ambition: To become morbidly obese
Greatest fear: Food
Darkest secret: Multiple murder
Favorite subject: Motorcycles.
Strangest received gift: Giant Jenga.. Still confused
Worst habit: Biting my nails and spitting them at people
Do You:
Smoke: Had a drag when I was 6. It was rank
Drink: Well - yes
Curse: Fuck no.
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Love them.
Dance in the rain: That would be gay
Sing: Like David Essex
Play an instrument: Electric Guitar.. ha ha!! etc
Get along with your parents: Very much. But not in an incestuous way.
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: Yes
Can You:
Drive: Better than any woman ever. True story
Sew: I don't know. I can only assume I can
Cook: Anything from a jar or a packet.
Speak another language: Other than talking slowly and loudly? Not exactly fluent
Dance: Salsa. Not the sauce
Sing: Like David Essex
Touch your nose with your tongue: No - but I could touch yours with it
Whistle: Like a girl.
Curl your tongue: Tube it, but not wavy. That means I'm sexy
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Not since breakfast
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: No
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: And work
Made prank calls: Yes
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Yes - A Beano when I was 8. Still feel guilty
Cried yourself to sleep: ha ha! Every fucking night
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Questions
Are you right or left handed? Right handed. Leftys are FREAKS!
What is your bedtime? Last night 9.20. I was told to get up.
Name three things you can't live without: Air, Water, Food.. And PSP
What is the color of your room? Ahem.. Purple....
Do you have any siblings? 2 brothers. I'm better than them, but they're alright I guess
Do you have any pets? A cat that's going to get drowned if he doesn't behave
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill somone I love for a million dollars. Or just a PSP game
What is you middle name? I don't have one. It WAS Colin, but I dumped it
What are you nicknames? Don't have any
Are you for or against gay marriage? What? Gay marriage?! ha ha! That's ridiculous!
What are your thoughts ..ion? ooh - political! Depends on the circumstances. Never do it for fun.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes
Are you afraid of the dark? I don't know. I sleep with the lights on
How do you want to die? I'd quite like to explode for no reason
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? one?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Multiple Murder
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Any
Eye color: Any
Height Any
Weight Les than 15 stone
Most important physical feature: Face.. WAIT! TITS!! Tits
Biggest turn-off Flatulence. Stinky
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