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Wheres Gerard Now?

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About Me

I AM MR. BEEN THERE DONE THAT AND PLANNING ON THE NEXT TRIP.I'VE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO VISIT ALL BUT 4 OF THE UNITED STATES, BUT I'VE BEEN TO CANANDA & THATS TECHNICALLY EAST ALASKA SO THERE.I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE, TEACH THEM WELL AND THEY WON'T ROB OR MURDER YOU!MY FRIENDS & RELATIVES ROCK. ASK THE MONKEY WHERE THE COOL KIDS ARE, HE'LL TELL YOU.*READ MY BLOGS THEY ARE FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!!!!*

My Interests

World domination. Learn your place and fall in line!Being a MAN worthy of the title.Dancing with your sister. Practicing Culinary Artistry. Building a better tomorrow, one brunette at a time.Click the "Hear what I have to say" link below.

I'd like to meet:

Rchard Branson, Cornell West, Angelina Jolie, Hunter Hearst Helmsly, Jean Grae.Peep Who I Roll Wit' | Hear what I have to say | Check my awesome pics | Let others know how great you think I am


Music:

If YOU DIDN"T HEAR ME B4 "STOP LISTENING TO THE SAME OLD BULL$H!T." I've been stretching my musical chops & like to buy artists who are new/unknown because I'll hear all that other stuff on radio eventually. I find it helpful to buy a cd of someone ya never heard of, something with a really cool or disturbing cd cover.Pages you should visit: Flosstrodamus - Ever heard somebody mix Lil Jon, Opera, and Techno? Before them I wouldn't have wanted to. RhymeFest - Take an angry black man on an elevator, put him on a killer drum track, and enjoy. Jean Grae - Half estrogen, half fury, all sexy. Illest female MC of all time, HANDS DOWN. And she has the funniest blogs ever.GO OUT AND "PURCHASE": NICOLAY & KAY's album TIMELINE RJD2's album THE THIRD HAND THE KILLERS album SAWDUST LUPE FIASCO'S new album THE COOLLITTLE BROTHER's new album THE GETBACK TALIB KWELI'S new album EARDRUM COMMON's new album FINDING FOREVER

Movies:

Below are a few of my all time favorites.PULP FICTION. HIGH FIDELITY. EQUILIBRIUM. FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. THE MATRIX RELOADED. KILL BILL. MR. & MRS. SMITH. ANNIE. FIGHT CLUB. BOONDOCK SAINTS. MONSTERS INC.

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Television:

REALITY TV BITES ASS! With that said, lets move on.HOTTEST SHOWS ON TV: WWE RAW THE BACK YARDIGANS - 24 - AMERICAN GLADIATORS - HEROES - BOONDOCKS - LIFE -THE OFFICE - REAPER - PRISON BREAK - WEEDS -BIONIC WOMAN - SMALLVILLE

Books:

THE ADVENTURES OF GERARD by Sir Authur Conan Doyle, simply because of the great title. DO YOU by Russell Simmons is on my short lists of books I've bought but have yet to finish reading. I'm also a big fan of the LEFT BEHIND series.

Heroes:

Men who love and support their children, Green Lantern, Teachers that care, Bruce Lee, James Brown.

My Blog

I N S T R U C T I O N S F O R L I F E

I N S T R U C T I O N S F O R L I F E1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.3. Follow the three R's:ØRespect for self,ØR...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

Ive got vacation hook-ups

Whats good my people. It's the Globetrotter, Mr. Been There Done That coming to you with a public service announcement.Looking into taking a weekend get-away? Anniversary trip? Trying to get your out ...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:57:00 PST

Must visits when on the road

(will update regularly)So you all know how I do, Mr. Been there/Done that. As I travel across this great country of ours I visited some truly great places and seen some fabulous sites. By the end of t...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

Gerards Eurotrip (with pics)

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Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

The Convenience Of Comedy-

*shouts out to The official BK EMCEE*The Convenience Of Comedy- Don't Be Fooled By Your TV!!! For those not familiar with...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

BEEN THERE, DID THAT THIS SPRING.

So the big question, where am I? well currently I'm at point clear resort on Alabamas gulf coast. It's pretty sweet, hit the driving range, a quik boat ride, and got an in room massage before I headed...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

I crashed Ms. America

This will sound like total BS, but I promise it's all true.Ok so I'm in vegas right now and the Miss America pageant was this evening. So I'm walking down the strip and I see a group of extreme fly g...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST

Worst birthday in History

Ok so my bday is coming up and I'm wondering, what was the worst birthday you ever had? Crappy party? Sucky gift? Got dumped? We all have had one year where we were like THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!I've had a ...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

Check out this video: Always wear your helmet!

Posted By:Gerard with an ERGet this video and more at MySpace.comI'm not gonna say who this is but I'll just say there in my top friends and its funny as hell! Damn, should I update his picture now?...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST

Fill me with your hotness, for music makes me move.

Alright so I finally broke down and copped an Ipod. Just as I tried to hold on to my wax when cd's blew up I tried to fight the power and keep toting my cd's. But now that I've done it I need to fill ...
Posted by Wheres Gerard Now? on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST