i'm pretty easy going...don't piss me off, i won't piss you off...life really is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get, and i unfortunately seem to get the piece that is melted and squashed, the one no one wants...i like to cook and eat and eat and eat...i love dark chocolate and cheese, but not together...all kinds of cheese-white, yellow, blue-yummy!!!...i enjoy gardening although my green thumb is brown...in the summer i love to swim, ok, lounge on my pool noodle...i HATE sushi, or anything out of the water, seafood is disgusting...nachos with extra tomatoes and jalapenos ROCK!!!...i enjoy spending money, but feel like such a slave earning it...life is hard, get a thick helmet and invest in good armor...i love lazy days of laying on the couch in my undies being a lush, so relaxing...i like a guy who runs his fingers through my hair, sort of like petting a kitty, the hair on my head you dirrrty thinker...i like rainy days...i enjoy watching thunderstorms and lightening...i have my mother's eyes...i LOVE sweet iced tea, screw that british hot tea shit...i love coffee in the morning...i love to watch the sunrise and sunset at 38,000feet over the ocean...poker is my favorite game at the casino...i like to go to live professional games, but don't really watch them on TV...i like orange juice (pulp free of course), but not oranges...i like apples, but not apple juice...strange i know...strawberries and bananas are my favorite fruit...not sure if i have a favorite color...i am SICK of england...i can't stand being cold, i'd rather melt...i talk to myself a lot...i can't sing...i have a big heart that gets me into trouble...i like to hold hands and massage them...i cut my hair when i am sad...i have small lips, but straight teeth, never any braces...i have funny looking toes...i can do wonders on a pair of rollerskates...i can do weird things with my tongue that seems to puzzle people...i can wiggle my ears...i own a hoolahoop...i want to ride in a hot air balloon...i want to hug a koala bear and ride a unicorn...i want to skydive...i'd like to see the seven wonders of the world...i'd love to take an african safari...i want to swim with dolphins...i want to float in space and see the curvature of the earth...i want to pet a baby panda, penguin, giraffe, and elephant...i like the zoo...i am restless and have a hard time sleeping through the night...i have a strong southern accent...i am a goofball, but actually rather smart...i enjoy being daddy's little girl, although it doesn't work so well after age 25...i want to go on a decent date...i am a magnet that attracts dirty, perverted old men or ones that do not speak english or have a job, but i repel the ones that are decent and in my age range...fuckin' figures...i believe in love and the sanctity of marriage, and one day he will find me...i like going to the park...i enjoy adult beverages...people in hell want water...i like to read...i am addicted to the usa today crossword...i am a nerd...anything else you want to know, then ask, a closed mouth doesn't get fed......be good, be safe, be careful :) xoxo
