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Plumbalaya

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About Me

Wildly sarcastic, funny, short, brown, easy going, and laid back. I am Afraid of clowns, I loathe fanatical Christians, bigots, the religious "right", homophobia, infantalized speech, people that say "supposably" "libary" and "irregardless", black licorice,christmas music-double bad if sung by children, mushrooms and runny egg yolks.Glad game time! --Catalogs, Incongruity, Earl Grey Tea, that bluish Mountain Dew you can only get at Taco Bell, Tomatoes, Getting mail, the smell of clean laundry, cooking a great meal for friends, chai, iceberg lettuce, the smell of Hoppes gun solvent, having cook outs on our bad-ass grill, glade plug-ins, permanent markers, gas station cappucinos, asian - fusion food, sun flower seeds, getting flowers, re-uniting with old friends, making people smile or laugh, feeling needed/wanted/loved, pet names, meat, well crafted knives and a really good ball point pen.Don't troll for fans here, Please. I'm totally ok with friend requests, but please be decent enough to send a note with it. For shit's sake, we know most people don't have 27,000 friends.

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My Interests

Sloth,TV, forensic pathology, reading, true crime, food, cooking, PC gaming, D20

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I suppose. Except the aforementioned fanatical Christians, clowns, evangelists, torture killers, and vegans. I love reconnecting with old friends.

Music:

Be assured if you have some song playing when your page loads, on someone's computer it will be THIS FUCKING LOUD!!! Just make it stop. I looove gangster rap so much, thank you for allowing me to hear it when I read all about you! That and some hypnotic techno.. OOONCE OOONCE OOONCE.... But really- I like lots of music, only true exceptions being: christian rock, inspirational garbage, that freedom fry eating fucker Toby Keith, gregorian chants, and gamelans.

Movies:

The Island, Serenity, Wasabi, The Transporter, Ong Bak, Unleashed, House of Flying Daggers, The Aristocrats, Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT series, Mad Hot Ballroom, Supersize Me, Saw, Run Lola Run, A history of Violence, documentaries about cool stuff- like Spurlock's 30 Days.

Television:

No Reservations is by far THE best thing on TV! That being said, other shit I rot my brain with: UFC, Ultimate Fighter, Mythbusters, Mail Call, Deadwood, Family Guy, The History Channel, Firefly, Lucky Louie, Rome, King of Queens, TDS, Dirty Jobs, south park, and I am not proud, but I love daytime Judge shows!

Books:

Non-fiction mostly. Into Thin Air was a great book, anything by Tony Bourdain, The occasional mystery, Patricia Cornwell, Edna Buchanan, travel writing, cook books. The Man who ate everything is my current favorite. Pick it up! Read! You can see him on Iron chef, now read his book.

Heroes:

*My Husband *Adoptive parents (mine included, of course) *Anthony Bourdain (because he is cool)