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My name is Finn, I'm 18 and live in Dublin. I am in my first year of college but can't wait to finish and get a job so i can get out of my parents house where I sleep in a room the size of a small shoe box. I laugh at everything and anything, and make up stupid jokes that I don't even find funny. I play bass in a band called "gogogo" . The songs on the bands myspace are recorded with a sock over a mic(don't ask why) so don't expect them to sound any goodly. I am a magician and have been doing magic since my granny could do a front flip. I am a member of the Society of Irish Magicians and preform magic on stage. I can juggle devil sticks and am trying to learn how to ride a unicycle. I also enjoy going to Mrs. Smiths Fish Sauce Shop from time to time. My goal in life is to be able to eat my own head 36 times while balancing on a 4 foot pizza, singing day tripper backwards. Also you should note that a lot of the things I say don't make any sense at all.
Family Guy Steals From Simpsons.
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This is not only the home of Finn, but also the home of ReTeFeSes. We (Liam & I) send silly text messages to people on Friday nights or Saturday mornings. If you're one of our friends, and you don't get the ReTeFeSes, and you'd like to subscribe, email Finn or Liam. If you've missed any of the ReTeFeSes, you can get back-issues through the same medium. $20/year. Only joking... we use €.This all started when we were looking at our old Dossin' website and saw something nonsensical that we wrote, and just decided to send it to most of you goodly people, plainly for the laugh. It has developed into a series of endless annoying texts. The only way not to get them is to never not do nothing when you're not ever doing anything while doing nothing. For those who don't know the history of ReTeFeSes, it began as Random Texts. It then got the name Random Texts Friday/Saturday, R.T.F.S. After that, we just took the sounds and ornamentated them a bit to make ReTeFeSes. Good billy-bob ey?

My Interests

Everything, I mean lots of things. I preform magic on stage whenever I get the oppertunity. I play bass, ukulele, a bit of keyboard and a bit of guitar. I play football and hurling for St. Finian's. I juggle devil sticks and try to cycle a unicycle. I used to breakdance but I have the leaving cert this year so I decided to take a year out. And of course hanging out with my mates. I play a bit of b-ball form time to time. I have a balck belt in confusing people and wrote the book on flim flamin bimy bangyin and how to make an exquisite cup of mustard. Sending ramdom texts every Friday as a part of R.T.F.S...

I'd like to meet:

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I would like to meet everyone in the world. I would love to make lots of friends just so I can say that I have more friends than Tom. I'm only joking. I'd like to meet a lot for different people. The main person I'd like to meet is Flea. Who knows, maybe I'd like to meet you.(I know thats really cheesy but I thought I'd say it anyway... my Mammy says I'm special)

Music:

I listen to everything under the Sun and everything that's not under the Sun. Just to name a few. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Stu Hamm, The Dandy Warhols, Moby, Queen, Cake, Radiohead, Fatboy Slim, Kings of Leon, Franz Ferdinand, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Thin Lizzy, Madness, Boards of Canada, R.E.M, Nine Inch Nails, Ok Go, Underworld, Air, Reel Big Fish, Editors, Criss Angel... I could name lots more but why should I. I have better things to be doing. You name it, I would probably like it. Except R&B which is, in my opinion, the most annoying music ever invented...

Movies:

I watch goodly things, unlike Graham, who watches shite like all that complete utter shite that he watches!! For example, that really shite shite that I saw him watch the other day, it was shite. Graham likes watching shite and all he watches is shite. Just like last week when I caught him watching shite, I said, "stop watching that shite!" Do you like watching shite? I don't, but Graham does! You would think that when someone watches so much shite, all the shite would go to their head, but with Graham it doesn't. Only because he is a big shite, and his head is already too full of shite to fit anymore shite into the shite-filled head with shite! Dedicated to Graham, a victim of shite watching shite, constantly having shite pressed upon his head until there's too much shite to fill the shite with shite. Shite! Like really! The amount of shite that he watches is bleeding shite. When shite bleeds, it bleeds on Graham, and then he smeels like shite, just like the shite he watches, and that's full of shite! The end... no, it'd be shite to end this now, knowing that it wouldn't show the overwhelming amount of shite that he watches, when he's watching his shite that he watches when he is watching his shite that he watches. Shite! Please note that we've said "shite" 34 times. Oops, now it's 35 times...

Television:

The good old picture box. Can't get enough of it. I really really do when you say what I am(X2). But when you don't have the balls it's very hard to do that. Anyways... T.V. What can I say about it, well the letters stand for Theresa's Vagina. Most of my day is taken up by watching T.V. Sometimes the reception is furry, but a quick shave of the channels and you'll have a clear view for the rest of the day if you're lucky. If you have cable you'll have to adjust your aerial to get it straight. If it's too long, a quick trim will do it good. Although it is not necessary it makes it tidy looking...

Heroes:

Flea, Homer Simpson, Captain Planet, Jesus, Batman, the guy who drives the ice-cream van, the numbers 5 and 8, my left middle finger, room 22, the white side of the biscuit, inside of the outside, also one time I was standing on my back and it just started and stoped... wait, what was i talking about. ..

My Blog

Backlog of lotsa ReTeFeSes.

10/03/07 "Good luck to those of you starting the mocks on Monday." David O'Shea "Pair of gobshites." Nikki "Go raibh mile..B-) haha..ach thank goodness mine's over now!      &...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:05:00 PST

ReTeFeSes and last month's replies.

Yez are coppin' on now, except Graham. Clarkey Boy is by far the best, with Frank close behind, just like when we made SEX, on that day when we lost our...frisbee, Flyin' 17. Anyway, here yez are...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

ReTeFeSes comments

Random Text Friday/Saturday is now pronounced ReTeFeSes. These are the replies that we have received from you fine people after our ReTeFeSes. Enjoy! 13/1/07 "Cause what is why when what is here how I...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

Rondom Texts Friday/Saturday

Howdy, A few you may have got a text from me and liam either late Friday or early Saturday. It's all apart of Randam Texts Friday/Saturday R.T.F.S. We will be sending one most Fridays/Saturdays. You ...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST