Shaft RevisitedWho's the white suburban mom
Who knows it won’t be long
Till Tom Cruise Is committed?
JAN!
She’s damn right!Who is the mom that married first Bob
But now it’s Georgie?
JAN!
Can you dig it?Who's the chick that can’t be wrong
Cuz she paid taxes on the lawn?
JAN!
Right On!They say this cat Jan is a crazy gardener…
PLANT YOUR FLOWERS!
I'm talkin' 'bout roses.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!She's a stubborn, fighting mom
Who can’t possibly be wrong
Because it’s her house!
JAN ROSTEN!