Shaft RevisitedWho's the white suburban mom Who knows it won’t be long Till Tom Cruise Is committed? JAN! She’s damn right!Who is the mom that married first Bob But now it’s Georgie? JAN! Can you dig it?Who's the chick that can’t be wrong Cuz she paid taxes on the lawn? JAN! Right On!They say this cat Jan is a crazy gardener… PLANT YOUR FLOWERS! I'm talkin' 'bout roses. THEN WE CAN DIG IT!She's a stubborn, fighting mom Who can’t possibly be wrong Because it’s her house! JAN ROSTEN!
