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leminchyl

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About Me

I like Jerry Seinfeld, but...
In a New York Press article published before the “Letterman” spot, David Blum wrote about Jerry, “The man who has lately been such a staunch defender of his wife’s latest noble cause — a cookbook designed to promote healthy eating in children — has now lent his voice to a McDonald’s advertising campaign to promote “Bee Movie.” Does Seinfeld seriously contend that selling Chicken McNuggets is compatible with fighting obesity?” MSNBC contributors. updated 8:59 a.m. CT, Thurs., Nov. 1, 2007
are you a nugget?
i've recently discovered that i like dark chocolate. who knew? i only have 2 cats of my own now, plus storm who lives with mom and sasha who lives with brandon.
"I decided that one way or the other, this hunt is about to be over, because I can't stand any more of this cold. And somehow, by the grace of God, when I squeezed the trigger, my Weatherby .300 Mag, which has got to be the greatest gun, I think, ever made in the form of a rifle -- for my sake in hunting, I've never squeezed the trigger and not gotten something -- did its work, and somehow the angels took that bullet and went right to the antelope, and my hunt was over in a wonderful way."-- Mike Huckabee
i'm not a very religious person, but i find it hard to believe that god or angels (or whoever) could guide a bullet to an antelope and kill it. i'm not a fan of safari club members, either.
so i spent my birthday weekend at the track with 15 guys from TX. it was so much fun and i love racing! went to the talladega short track. that was cool. dirty, but cool. i'd like to go back...
george michael is coming to the states this summer. i'm probably going to the atlanta show and maybe to the chicago show. after all, he sings my favorite lyric: "i think you know you're more than just some f*cked up piece of ass."

My Interests

NASCAR

Motley Crue

criminal/family/juvenile law, working out (sometimes), batman, bearded dragons (see oscar and miss otis pictures), cheeziness (if you have any good lines or jokes, send them my way), little trips around the south (any recommendations of where i should go?)

I'd like to meet:

i like cool people.
Dan Mathews is the Senior Vice President of PETA and known for heading PETA's most controversial and attention-getting campaigns, including the "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ads, as well as campaigns involving celebrities such as Morrissey, Pamela Anderson, Pink, and Paul McCartney.
FYI: meat eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than vegans. that's not sexy.

Music:

you really can't go wrong with hairmetal (motley crue, def leppard, poison, guns n roses) ... george michael (he oozes coolness), lots of country, lots of teeny-bopper crap ...

Movies:

anything in the Batman series (even the bad ones), Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Smokey and the Bandit, Bed of Roses, Rocky (great motivation to work out) ... i tend to watch the same movies over and over again, which seems to annoy some people. i had thought about getting a subscription to netflix, but i can't figure out how to get my dvd player hooked up again.

Television:

check this out... http://www.hasselhoff.com/knight.htm
from february until november, sundays are spent watching nascar. for those times when i dont have cable, sundays are spent listening to nascar.

Books:


a clockwork orange: he has the appearance of an organism lovely with colour and juice but is in fact only a clockwork toy to be wound up by God or the Devil or (since this is increasingly replacing both) the Almighty State.
i love joe landsdale and robert mccammon; sadly, i haven't read the latter in a while.
ok, so i finally read "committed" and it was an awesome read. and i finally finished "dominion," which is a must-read for all you meat-eaters. now i'm working on charles barkley's "who's afraid of a large black man?" checking out "the hippie handbook" so i can learn how to tie-dye myself and start a commune. next is probably a romance novel or traci lord's biography-- i figure i've read ron jeremy's, might as well stick to that theme.

Heroes:

he's so dreamy, not to mention a DAMN GOOD driver. now he's teammates with my favorite red-headed driver, dale jr. god bless nascar and all of the rednecks associated with it... thank god i'm not a redneck
Oh how I once loved tuna salad, pork and lobsters, lamb chops, too. 'Til I stopped and looked at dinner, from dinner's point of view - Shel Silverstein

My Blog

to the fellas

yeah, this is the same as the bulletin. deal with it. have any of you read the book "he's just not that into you?" i've read it before and i'm curious to know if any of you have read it and what you ...
Posted by leminchyl on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

for all of the jeff gordon haters

http://www.nascar.com/2008/news/opinion/04/11/rswan.jgordon. fabulous.factor/index.html
Posted by leminchyl on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST

no thanks

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22667305/
Posted by leminchyl on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

Nudists Try To Attract Younger Following

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/13/ap/strange/main279 5995.shtml  
Posted by leminchyl on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:08:00 PST

he's so cute...

...in that giant cane toad sort of way http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21454462 -5006007,00.html    ...
Posted by leminchyl on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

bring it on!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258521,00.html   (yes, it's from the foxnews website- disregard that)...
Posted by leminchyl on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

Men can't help but ignore their wives

science be damned. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17150900/
Posted by leminchyl on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

uh.... i can't even think of a good title for this

Dear Abby: My lover and I have been disagreeing lately, and are considering couples counseling. He keeps insisting that we see the marriage counselor he and his wife are seeing. I want to make this re...
Posted by leminchyl on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:17:00 PST

for the love of the bearded dragon

http://www.afrol.com/articles/23715
Posted by leminchyl on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

Scientists Can't Get Sloth to Move

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/24/ap/strange/mainD8M ROOR00.shtml    
Posted by leminchyl on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST