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smita

but what fun is being cool if you cant wear a sombrero?

About Me


My Interests

i enjoy making sweeping generalizations about various ethnic groups and shamelessly promoting myself.

I'd like to meet:

not because they are good dancers (because they arent)... more on principle. ya dig? if you have the testicular fortitude to do something like this, kudos!

Music:

i like things in minor pitches.

Movies:

oh man.... a lot of stuff: amores perros, diarios de motocicleta (mmm, gael garcía bernal), les choristes, amelie, syriana (mmm, mazhar munir), 21 grams, almodovar in general, don juan (mmm, johnny depp), thank you for smoking, and... well, dammit, think nickelodeon/del mar stuff. im too lazy to write it all out. wait, why do you even care? you dont... i knew it. you liar. stop feigning interest in me. leading me on. bastard.

Television:

anything on the food network, the travel channel and comedy central (i love jon stewart). family guy. oh, and ali g, minus the laught track.

Books:

ah, the smell of books.... especially the moldy, falling-apart, stained ones at the library. they give me allergies, though.
im a fan of those.... you know.... 'well written' or 'original' books. kinda crazy, i know. oh, and i hate (abhor, destest, loathe, despise) 99.997241% of sci fi and fantasy.

Heroes:

Barbara Boxer, Ceasar Chavez, Mighty Mouse, and other people whose first and last names start with the same letter.

My Blog

2006: a (my)space odyssey

touch it, bring it, babewatch it turn it, leave itstop- format it.im not even playing that song and the words are running through my head. for any of you that may have wondered what would have happen...
Posted by smita on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

epiphany... and downfall

myspace is the very manifestation narcissism.think about it: you make a self-dedicated page. you put up 12 pictures of yourself (boys: posing with everygirl that will let you stand at her side/ girls...
Posted by smita on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

crime & punishment (musings from the couch)

so, i am reading crime and punishment right now, as many of you are. and reading fyodor dostoevskys cornerstone of russian literature has made me wonder...what was my crime? i mean, by the rules of ...
Posted by smita on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST

i do not approve

apparently, in icelandic, "smita" means "to infect". in swedish, it means "to slink off". ill have you know that i do not approve of this. everyone knows that "smita" should mean... i dont know, "s...
Posted by smita on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

why i love america (and it aint the breakfast)

.. width="425" height="350">..>when i watched that a few weeks back, i laughed so hard i almost spit out the deep-fried oreo-encrusted twinkie i was eating. weeks later, i still agree with jon (and, ...
Posted by smita on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

gather 'round children....

and now for a story.once upon a time (the exact time is unknown since the narrarator smoked large amounts of marijuana in her youth and thus has very little memory for specifics), there was a short, n...
Posted by smita on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST

i take my vitamins with masala chai

so many people choose to do those little survey-thingies (well, they are surveys, the "thingy" part is redundant... now, is the plural of survey "surveies", because that looks just wrong. but so does...
Posted by smita on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

twinkies+pakistan=bin laden!

jon stewart offered twinkies to president musharraf of pakistan. i dont think you understand: jon stewart-the hot heeb host of the daily show- presented a platter of the famed (or infamous?) "america...
Posted by smita on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

procrastinating on a college essay

i have a song from carmen stuck in my head.... very few teenagers can boast that. i really cant think about college essays, i dont know why.... but i dont know how im going to finish them all in time...
Posted by smita on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST

i TOLD you that it wasnt zidanes fault!!! your mom, materazzi!

Materazzi is a behen-chod.... literally!In Tuesday's interview with the Gazzetta dello Sport, Materazzi disclosed that after he held his opponent's shirt, Zidane said: "If you want, I'll give you the ...
Posted by smita on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST