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Melissa

That a good one coach!

About Me

I go to school at the University of Nevada Las Vegas. I'm from Fontana, California. I am currently a substitute teacher. So 99.9% of my time is spent at school in one form or another.

My Interests

Dancing, swimming, hanging out, and partying

I'd like to meet:

Got him!

Music:

I like it all!

Movies:

My favorite movie is Grease. I'm obsessed with the Longest Yard, the Notebook, HITCH, and Bridget Jones Diary. Wedding Crashers is the funniest movie ever.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy is fav show and it is sad to say but I liked FAVOR FLAV

Books:

I hate to read but I love ISHMAEL

Heroes:

My sister!

My Blog

The Whys of Men

  The Whys of Men...??? 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES ...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST

Walmart

 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking theirsweet time:> >> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts whenthey aren't looking.> >> > 2. Set al...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

PMS

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

Woman's dictionary

Airhead (er*hed) n.>What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.>>Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.>A discussion that occurs when you're right but he just hasn't realized >it yet.>>Bal...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

what every woman wants

 41 mistakes men do during sex (Every guy needs to read this) __1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get yo...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST