I am a tattoo artist at Ivory Tower in Statesboro, GA. I am 27 years old and I rock your socks! I am married to my beautiful girl, Tina. I have a baby boy named Ezekiel who will pimp slap yer ass up one side of the street and down the other. I have a black labrador named Cerberus who is the world's biggest badass, but only when she knows she is perfectly safe. I love cheesy horror movies, funny cartoons, cool music, and drawing.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan Bray
Birthday: 12-05-1978
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: living room
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: shiny
Height: with or without heels?
Right Handed or Left Handed: left usually gets the job done quicker
Your Heritage: what's the PC term for 5th generation hillbilly?
The Shoes You Wore Today: horseshoes
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: being shot by Dick Cheney
Your Perfect Pizza: fruit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i guess i should go to work sometime....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dingleberry pie
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wonder if she'll gimme sum this mornin
Your Best Physical Feature: your gramma says it's my tight butt
Your Bedtime: not without a story
Your Most Missed Memory: don't know...can't remember - damn i miss that memory
Pepsi or Coke: you can snort pepsi?!?
MacDonalds or Burger King: i AM the king, baby
Single or Group Dates: two's company...three's an adult film
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: MR. T
Chocolate or Vanilla: caramel
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot cocoa
Do you Smoke: sometimes my crotch does after i get done making sweet sweet love to your mama
Do you Swear: only in a court of law
Do you Sing: ain't that that little Vietnamese boy i paid to wash my car?
Do you Shower Daily: i prefer my own natural man musk
Have you Been in Love: yes...those rice krispy treats are AWESOME
Do you want to go to College: i can't after that whole sorority incident...
Do you want to get Married: i would but my wife might not appreciate it...
Do you belive in yourself: no..i think i'm just a myth
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when riding your sister
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm the bee's knees, baby
Are you a Health Freak: don't call me a freak...OR I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!!!!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: i get along better with your parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: me no like dunder...it skerry
Do you play an Instrument: i can play you like a fiddle, biatch
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only isopropyl
In the past month have you Smoked: your mama. last night. three times.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can't remember....all the crack i just smoked has affected my memory
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i can't answer with my wife around
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i can't..ever since that hallmark incident...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreo is that girl that works at Sonic, right?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: isn't Sushi the girl who...ya know what? never mind
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes..and i have the pole marks on my inner thighs to prove it...
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes...and garbage men aren't very friendly...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only with my clothes on....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your gramma's heart...and DAMN was it a bitch to dig up....
Ever been Drunk: you take that back....
Ever been called a Tease: only by your dad
Ever been Beaten up: no - i'm the dom
Ever Shoplifted: tried...damn shops are heavy
How do you want to Die: from exhaustion...on top of your mom
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Country Crock
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pink
Favourite Hair Color: white
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: 3'8"
Weight: 75 lbs
Best Clothing Style: nekkid - ass in the air
Number of Drugs I have taken: i've been hittin the penicillin real hard
Number of CDs I own: 2 at park avenue bank
Number of Piercings: i pierced your mama last night
Number of Tattoos: she had only three that i could see
Number of things in my Past I Regret: your mom last night...bitch gave me crabs
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