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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: M. Dickson Hunter
Birthday: December 5th
Birthplace: Hastings, Nebraska
Current Location: Aurora, Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Supposed to be blonde.
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Anything else is for Communists.
Your Heritage: 1/2 German, 1/4 Scottish, 1/4 grabbag.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck Tailors. Anything else is for Nazis.
Your Weakness: Crying women.
Your Fears: Nuclear war not arriving in my lifetime.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become truly happy. Oh? You meant realistic goal? COCK IT, JERK.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "BLASPHEMER!!!" or "BLASPHEMY!!!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fucking sun. Stop it."
Your Best Physical Feature: My triceps
Your Bedtime: Anytime after 2AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Shooting bottlerockets at a hornets nest with my childhood best friend.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Anything else is for jerks.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds on the sole point that it is much closer to my house.
Single or Group Dates: Group dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both are vile.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Straight, black coffee. Anything else is for pussies.
Do you Smoke: Trying to start.
Do you Swear: I prefer the British style.
Do you Sing: If by "sing," you mean "don't sing," then yes. Yes I do.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: While being incredibly conceited, no.
Do you want to go to College: Already do.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Belive means Speedy or Quickly. I also like to poke holes at other peoples' typo's.
Do you get Motion Sickness: One time I stood up too fast and nearly passed out.
Do you think you are Attractive: Physically, yes. All other aspects of myself are like pepper spray.
Are you a Health Freak: At times.
Do you get along with your Parents: At times.
Do you like Thunderstorms: At times.
Do you play an Instrument: At times.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. I'm a closet drunk.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are for pussy liberals.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi is for pricks.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Being a Flash animator, yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Streaking.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. It is delightful.
How do you want to Die: I'll die by wrapping my body in piano wire, securing the ends to a 50 foot rope, and securing the rope on some sort of anchor on a very tall building. Then jump.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A prostitute.
What country would you most like to Visit: The United Kingdom.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Natural: black. Unnatural: Purple or red.
Short or Long Hair: Short/Long.
Height: Preferably short.
Weight: Healthy.
Best Clothing Style: Leather jackets covered in punk band patches.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Pot many times in early highschool. Also 1 cocaine laced chocolate bar.
Number of CDs I own: 4. CD's are worthless with an iPod.
Number of Piercings: 0.
Number of Tattoos: 0- until the end of summer. Maybe.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How many? Anyone who has an exact number is pretentious. Besides that.... Being too picky in people I choose to befriend.
BESIDES ALL THAT:
I'm kinda nerdy, kinda punkish, kinda ska kid. I have a morbid/corny sense of humour. I'll joke about anything. I love heated discussions about politics and wild theories. ZOMBIES. I love history and will randomly spout out facts or quizzes about someone you've never heard about. I'm a little absentminded, and often repeat something many times, or share a joke to someone who told me that joke 20 minutes ago.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some non-douchebags at the moment. I've lost my "muse" a while ago, and someone who can fill that void would be great. The job entitles you to basically never shut up, and always spout off new ideas for a struggling writer that is me.

Also, I need a partner in crime: Someone to help me think of and carry out CRAZY 'N' WACKY ideas. A catch phrase is a must. Being a short, stocky, humourous fellow helps.

Slave: Don't get me wrong, slavery was a horrible institution that was inarguably the worst thing to happen to mankind. The Holocaust doesn't even compare. But I really need someone to clean up after me and organize my paperwork without pay. There won't be any whippings or anything, I promise. I may yell at you incoherently if you, say, "clean out" my portfolio (gray binder).

Smart, physics-type person that dabbles into philosophy: You know who I'm talking about. Kinda like that dude on Road Trip. Being a pothead is a personal negative here, although I'm pretty sure it's a requirement for this type of person to exist. Preferably tall and lanky.

Asshole: Yes, there are assholes who aren't douchebags. Look at the lead character on the hit television program, "House." This person will help keep me in line and keep my head from growing too large, but still concede when we're dealing with something important that I'm right on.

Wacky Foreign guy: Being from the middle east or eastern Europe helps. God forbid I not have a minority within my circle. The last interracial friend I've had was a Sudanese guy in my business class who wanted to start a bakery to send money back home. He wasn't exactly wacky enough, to tell you the truth. Must be naive, but with a heart of gold and a complete uncertainty about 21st Century America.

Whiny Liberal/Over the top Conservative duo: Self explanitory. I need these two important people to provide entertainment and skin-deep political discussion. Please apply at the same time, seeing as I won't be able to stand either of you for more than a day.

My Blog

My FEARS

I was hanging out at the Noodles & Company next to work the other night. The black chick working there asked if I was afraid of black people. I replied that I'm not afraid of anything.That was a l...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Open Letter to Several Anonymous Fuckholes

Dear Asian Guy Who Sits In Front Of Me In Micro,     Please stop leaning backward to stretch. Yes, I'm sure it feels good, but you're greasy hair, that I'm sure you haven't washed with ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:45:00 GMT

The hairs are gone.

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Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:52:00 GMT

My dad gave me THAT talk today...

Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With ou...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:02:00 GMT

YUS.

I just got the Advanced Proton Bombs upgrade on Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader. Life is good.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:42:00 GMT

Ahhh... COLFAX!

Colfax... despite its horrid reputation as a prostitute haven and congregation site for Colorado's lesser-most individuals, cretins, and ghetto-shizzle-ites, it's.... um.... lost my train of thought t...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:16:00 GMT

All is well in my world...

... I have a good job that treats me well, I have only ONE psycho sister (asked around... most families have 5... lulz), I have a girl who I'd do ANYTHING for, I'll be back in school this fall, and am...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 22:59:00 GMT

OH NOS!!1

Some bloody wanker seems to have mistaken my home for a skillet in which to scramble up some tasty Denver omelettes. Nice shot, I say! Now it's only a matter of finding the former owner to said egg(s)...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 16:19:00 GMT

Scambaiting

For all you masses starving for updates on my scambaiting activities (AKA: John), I'm just letting you know I'm still at it. I've got like, 100 scammers on the line, with 3-4 of particular interest. I...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:02:00 GMT

A story of 9-11 scamming and Nazis. Last Update: April 15th

This is the story of Mr. David Abalo. He's quite the disgusting scammer, as I have verbally passed on this email to many people, especially when they say that the sport of "scambaiting" is morally wro...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:02:00 GMT