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ZACHERâ„¢ (batteries not included)

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About Me

Guitar player for the Tombstone Brawlers, and I am a full time advocate for people with disabilities.

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Zacher --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo
'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ryan Seacrest, so I can bitch slap that bastard. Oh, and Jesus.

My Blog

Friggin Tag

Thank Rocket for this...   Here are the rules:Once you are tagged, you must post 5 [five] things about yourself which are either weird, unusual, habituary or just plain fun to hear about (an...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:05:00 GMT

Doomsday is upon me...

Well, here I am... Less than 1 and a half hours from the 26th year of life on this planet.  I thought I might like to indulge in remembering some of the great moments, life lessons, and grea...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:38:00 GMT

In conclusion...

That was single handedly the gayest fucking thing I have ever written. The worst thing boredom has ever produced. I hate those fucks, but I still got my knack of writing like a queer. Fucking beyond q...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:02:00 GMT

I hate myself...

I am so in love with this girl but she has no idea. Sometimes when I try to sleep I can feel my still beating heart curl around it's own strings to try to find some sense of knowlege as to what closen...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:42:00 GMT

This explains my next blog.

My god, I am an asshole. So I haven't really slept in like a week and half now. It fucking blows. I have been fairly productive learning the johnny cash catalog of songs... as well as Hank Williams'....
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:38:00 GMT

Stop going through my shit!!!

False alarm, everyone can stop going through my shit for shit they want... I still have a growth, but it's nothing. Hooray. I'll send this message out in about thirty years, unless my reckless life st...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:53:00 GMT

I might be dying... Like that's a bad thing.

Hey everyone that actually reads this crap, I have to let you in on a secret.  I am really tired so excuse the typos. About 4 months ago I found myself with extreme pain in my right side. Thinkin...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:17:00 GMT

Parents should beat there kids.

          I have been meaning to speak of this for some time now.  Besides my gripes with MySpace, there is a serious problem that our nation is faced...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:11:00 GMT

A website over run by morons.

I have come to a few realizations today... 1) I have never posted a blog... "Why?", you might ask. "Zacher you're a pretty cool guy."  That's right. I am. Evidently so cool that I think that the...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 23:11:00 GMT