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Ten commandmentsOf Barracho(the alcohol god) 1. Thou shall not waste alcohol 2. Thou shall not fornicate with thy brother or sisters piece of ass 3. Thou shall honor thy barmen 4. Thou shall not spill 5. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors drink 6. Thou shall not put rufies in anothers drink 7. Thou shall not water down the mix 8. Thou shall not put any other form of inebriation before me 9. Thou shall service thy partner orally if they are to drunk to fornicate 10. Thou shall defend thy bar as though is were thy home. Explaing the ten commandments 1. Thou shall not waste alcohol There is no sin that angers the gods as quickly as wasting drink. and sadly there is no sin more commonly commited. yes you the sinner has left out a half full beer, or forgotten a shot. mabey you thought it would be ok since the bar was closing. Well you were wrong!!!! there is NEVER any excuse to waste alcohol. Even if you are drinking at home and happen to pass out before you have the chance to finish your drink, you must drink it upon waking. the gods have planned this out for your benifit. hence our gods declaration that they in their wisdom have handed down to us, "the hair of the dog" the gods have given us the sweet nectar for a reason. respect it. 2. Thou shall not fornicate with thy brother or sisters piece of ass No sin will bring down thy brother or sister more than this. there is simply no excuse no matter how drunk. If you find your self in a situation where you even think about breaking this commandment LEAVE IMMEDIATLEY. nothing will hurt your fellow brother or sister like this. this means not their husband/wife, girl/boyfriend, date, etc. this includes cock/cunt blocking. if it involves an ex or booty call you Must ask permission. no exceptions. 3. Thou shall honor thy barmen it is a sin not to tip,your barmen are the extension of the gods. treat them with respect or the gods will punish you with alcohol poisoning. 4. Thou shall not spill dont spill. do we really need to explain? shall not covet thy neighbors drink its a sin to drink a drink that isnt yours. plain and simple this also extends to taking a seat that is occupied by a person that happens to be outside smoking. if you see a drink that has a napkin or coaster, or some other covering that is a sign that the person is temporarily away from their seat but will return. this extends to protecting thy neighbors drink. if you see this sin commited as a member of the church of borracho you will be excpected to check the sinner. shall not put rufies in anothers drink this sin is punishable by death. this sin is rape pure and simple. if you commit this sin you will be excommunicated from the church and executed. if you see this sin commited by another you are required by divine law to be the hand of the gods and execute the sinner. the gods do not favor those who cannot get laid on their own and prefer to punish the sinner in horrible ways that involve death. this includes all forms of rape. shall not water down the mix. As a barmen, you being the left hand of the gods you must treat all of the gods disciples as you would treat yourself. the sin of watering down drinks is punishible by several sexually transmitted diseases, that involve itching swelling and discharge. not to mention being pillaged by midgets. shall not put any form of inebriation before me alcohol is the nectar of the gods and their is no exception to this rule. . no drugs you hemp wearin crack smoking, speed sniffing, needle poking, acid dropping, needle poking scumbag's! shall service thy partner orally if they are to drunk to fornicate its a sin not to help your partner get off when they feel the need, even if they are way past the ability to perform. 10. Thou shall defend thy bar as though it were thy home you must defend your bar from all forms of invasion. remember that this is your home away from home, treat it that way. would you let someone talk shit to you in your own house??? hell no!! this one explains itself
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