(Time For An Update)
My name is Kris and I am several million times cooler than you,this is my myspace
'You start shaking at the thought that you are everything I want 'cause you are everything I'm not'
*I am single by choice,I just can't find a woman that holds my interest =)
'Hoping for the best was hoping nothing happened,a thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins'
One thing that does hold my interest is music,I 'There is love,burning to find you,will you wait for me'
I've found that I'm going out alot more often than usual,spending too much money on getting drunk and having a good time
'Intending to burn,pretending to fight and everyone learns faster on fire'
If you can find a better place to be than my bed then you may well have struck gold or stumbled upon a miracle
'Between the seasons we find room to breathe out'
My friends mean the world to me,they keep me grounded when my bravado threatens to explode and they are the coolest people in the world
'The signal is subtle,we pass just close enough to touch'
I own more Belts,Buckles and pairs of shoes than any one man should
'It's a lie,a kiss with open eyes and she's not breathing back'
*Apparently I don't hate anyone,this is not true,there are four people who I feel need the wicker man treatment
'We'll start a fire and burn some bridges,we'll make it out of here tonight'
I don't photograph that well so if I make you feel ill it's your own fault for looking
'Don't call my name out your window I'm leaving' I am saving up money to buy an electric guitar because they sound better than an acoustic =) still learning to play though
'I won't waste my time jumping from sinking ship to sinking ship,I think I'd rather drown,I know I'd rather drown'
Scientists are still trying to invent a way to measure exactly how cool I am...........In my head
'Take a gun called hate up against your heart and pull the trigger'
But I can guarantee that I am about 50x cooler than your current partner,my wit is sharper than a Mach 3 razorblade
'You had your chance,open arms reject assuming hands'
I do not like getting up in the morning,at all,I'm not the most friendly of people before mid-day
'Tear down the veil that stops your heart from feeling this'
I'm all about the following:
Metalcore/emo/indie/alternative music
TakingBackSunday,Killswitch Engage,Jimmy Eat World,36Crazyfists,Thrice,Funeral For A Friend and Alkaline Trio
Days off work and long lie-ins doing nothing
Big mugs of hot chocolate (Sometimes with marshmallows)
Kicking back with my friends and a beer
Cups of tea with two sugars
Payday
Nights out on the town
Jumping about at gigs
Hardcore Sarcasm & put-downs
Evangeline Lilly from Lost
Clothes and shoe shopping
Atticus & Macbeth clothing
Holding on to the hope that one day soon,Finch will reform and make a new album
Learning to play the acoustic guitar
Peanut M&M's
The idea of leaving home real soon
Vaulting fences while drunk and getting tangled up in them
Disney films,I'm talking Beauty and the Beast,Alice In Wonderland and Robin Hood,the one with the fox in it,yeah
Johnny Depp films,and not just for Pirates either,Edward Scissorhands and Sleepy Hollow are genius
I dislike the following:
Chavs
Hardcore Emos (you know the ones with the two tone hair and skintight jeans where the fashion speaks louder than the music)
Early mornings
Razorlight,Jet,Lily Allen.Robbie Williams & My Chemical Romance
Smoking
People who smoke on buses
People who play that bad bangra/rap shit through their phones on buses
I dislike buses in general,everything about them
Liars and all their bullshit
Mighty Boosh,Green Wing and all those other 'offbeat' comedys that aren't funny
Payday,those taxes are a bitch
Those kids who que overnight at gigs to show they are a bigger fan of the band than you ever will be
People who list every band they have ever listened to in their favourite bands section
Neck and ankle wounds (see Hostel and you'll side with me)
British weather
Being single
Conflict & arguments
Arrogance and ego's and a general feeling of self-importance
Subculture & Snobs
Taking a taxi when drunk and finding yourself with a long walk home from somewhere you dont know
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off,never has a more truthful line been said
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