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Pauly Mac

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About Me

Heywood town's resident nice guy. If anyone sees me staggering home in Heywood centre, please point me in the right direction (towards the Summit Chippy). Thanks. I'm everyone's mate. Hate people that are dickheads just for the sake of it. I indulge in good old fashioned beer binges at weekends and run it all off at the gym through the week. I can drink 4 cans of Guiness in less than a minute. No shit. I can throw up 4 cans of Guiness even quicker. No shit. I answer to the following names: Maccer, Mr. Mac, Pauly Mac, Mac Daddy, Bamalam, Joycee Bannercheck, Tony Ice and Plain Old Paul.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pauly Mac - Top in the sack
Birthday: Nyesssi 16/10/1979
Birthplace: Cosmos
Current Location: Hardcore Hedonistic Heywood
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 foot 7 or 5 foot 8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dad's Irish, Mam's English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Two of them
Your Weakness: Flattery
Your Fears: Being stuck in a room with Michael Barrymore
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni x 2
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do the fandango
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: nudge
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oooh I've got a hardon
Your Best Physical Feature: My mouth when its shut
Your Bedtime: After midnigt, but before 1:30am
Your Most Missed Memory: How you supposed to remember that?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK burgers, McDougal fries
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck that, gizza lager
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice cream? Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not any more. Champix put that habit to bed.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I've just finished a tour with Pavarotti.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes but my name aint Daily
Have you Been in Love: Nyess
Do you want to go to College: Been there and done that
Do you want to get Married: Not just yet
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. I am immense
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd give me one. Probably 6 out of 10
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of. I like the gym and go there to look at bird's arses
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm inside I do
Do you play an Instrument: I play the spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm partial to my high
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes with Pavarotti
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. I tend to keep my dumpings to just once a year
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: If I was a mere mortal I'd opt fo the 'stop breathing' approach
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Spiderman
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
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My Interests

Football (MCFC), music, beer and women. Writing the first things that come into my head. Member of Bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk. Best City site on the web.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone... apart from you.

Music:

The New Fast Automatic Daffodils, Happy Mondays, Beastie Boys, Kings Of Leon, but mostly bands that aren't together anymore really. Music that's out now is pretty shat compared to the past and I've been told to stop living in 1990 on a daily basis (thanks, Miss Lea). I suppose Kasabian, Charlatans, Blur, Gorillaz, The Pogues, Audio Bullys, Doves, Eels, Gomez, Fun Lovin Criminals, Ramones, Sex Pistols, The White Stripes, Jonny Cash, Zutons (check out the pins on the sax player), The Streets, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Doors, I'm bored now so I'm stopping

Movies:

Superman - This Super-man is nothing of the kind. You see, I've discovered his weakness. He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people!Flight of the Navigator - If you want to learn to swim, you gotta jump in the water, Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun. Whoa! This can't be happening, I think I've gotten stuff out of you that has nothing to do with navigating this ship. COMPLIANCE!!!!

Television:

Mighty Boosh The King: Pssst! I'm so glad your here, we have precious little time. I need you to perform a task of unimaginable danger, I believe you are the only man who can do it. Do you accept? Naboo: What are the hours? The King: It will take the rest of your life and beyond. Naboo: Alright, I haven't got much on.Family Guy (Sweet), 24, Stand-up comedy shows. Spaced, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Two and a half Men, Questiontime (seriously), Lost, Heroes, Red Dwarf

Books:

I copied down the first five books of the Bible as punishment at school. Riveting stuff. Well better than that Harry potter geek.

Heroes:

My Dad, my Mum, Superman, Gio Kinkladze, Uwe Rosler, Colin Bell.

My Blog

The History of Nyess - Number B

The Teachings of Nyess Number B  The "First Wave"   Nobody will ever know the exact origin, whereabouts or occasion that brought the first "Nyess" into our world.  Nor will they grasp the ...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:35:00 PST

Death and Taxes. Certainty

DEATH N' TAXES The sardonic proverb utilised by the greatest minds before our time (Benjamin Franklin and Daniel Defoe  no relation to Jermaine of Tottenham Hotspuds fame) of "There's nothing more ce...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:36:00 PST

Do you know what grinds my gears?

Yeah two blogs in one evening.  I'm either fucking bored or a boring fucker.  I don't care which one as long as my pimp can't find me. So I think we've already estbalished that the day forme...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

Mondays - Help change the way we perceive them and Nyess-wear about to be launched

To kick off I'd like to apologise for my absence recently.  It transpires that I do actually have a life.  This 'life' of mine has really been obstructing the way I live these days.  In...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

S.W.A.T. (Survival Without a Totty) Guide to Ironing - The easy way.

 S.W.A.T (Survival Without a Totty) - IRONING!  HUH!   WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?  ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING   Due to the recent success of the "SWAT guide for a work colleague" an...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:13:00 PST

THE TEACHINGS OF NYESS - Number A

THE TEACHINGS OF NYESS Number A: The NYESS Commandments   I often think about how far we've come in such a short space of time, much like the Greek philosophers who populated Athens centuries ag...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

Want to know why the smoking ban won't last?

Heywood.  Pretty rough sometimes really.  Ok, there's not a lot of that gun crime; and the stabbings aren't as frequent as your average South East London primary school.  But at the wee...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

Questions I want answers to

Ten questions that need answers rapid as they drive me insanium. 1)       Whatever happened to Gaby Roslin? 2)       With this new smoking b...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

SWAT (Survival Without A Totty) Guide for work colleague

SWAT (Survival Without A Totty) Guide for work colleague My mate John at work is bricking it.  His wife is going on holiday without him.  Is he fearing she'll run away with a Spanish waiter ...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST

Big Brother Week 4 - I know its gay but its like watching a car crash

WEEK 4  NOW WE'VE STARTED At last, in a non-gay way, there are seven blokes in the house.  (Chase me big boys!)  Four new entries last Friday tipped the scales to a more balanced position...
Posted by Pauly Mac on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST