Heywood town's resident nice guy. If anyone sees me staggering home in Heywood centre, please point me in the right direction (towards the Summit Chippy). Thanks. I'm everyone's mate. Hate people that are dickheads just for the sake of it. I indulge in good old fashioned beer binges at weekends and run it all off at the gym through the week. I can drink 4 cans of Guiness in less than a minute. No shit. I can throw up 4 cans of Guiness even quicker. No shit. I answer to the following names: Maccer, Mr. Mac, Pauly Mac, Mac Daddy, Bamalam, Joycee Bannercheck, Tony Ice and Plain Old Paul.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pauly Mac - Top in the sack
Birthday: Nyesssi 16/10/1979
Birthplace: Cosmos
Current Location: Hardcore Hedonistic Heywood
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 foot 7 or 5 foot 8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dad's Irish, Mam's English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Two of them
Your Weakness: Flattery
Your Fears: Being stuck in a room with Michael Barrymore
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni x 2
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do the fandango
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: nudge
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oooh I've got a hardon
Your Best Physical Feature: My mouth when its shut
Your Bedtime: After midnigt, but before 1:30am
Your Most Missed Memory: How you supposed to remember that?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK burgers, McDougal fries
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck that, gizza lager
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice cream? Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not any more. Champix put that habit to bed.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I've just finished a tour with Pavarotti.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes but my name aint Daily
Have you Been in Love: Nyess
Do you want to go to College: Been there and done that
Do you want to get Married: Not just yet
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. I am immense
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd give me one. Probably 6 out of 10
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of. I like the gym and go there to look at bird's arses
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm inside I do
Do you play an Instrument: I play the spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm partial to my high
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes with Pavarotti
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. I tend to keep my dumpings to just once a year
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: If I was a mere mortal I'd opt fo the 'stop breathing' approach
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Spiderman
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
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