Shitty McShit

I'm Ron Burgandy?? I wish i knew how to quit you.. You had me at hello... I'm very aroused.... Cheese me no likey... Everyone has Aids!!..aids aids aids aids! Meow can I have your license and registration? Janey Briggs' got a gun... 60% of the time it works, everytime ... I DO THE CHA CHA, LIKE A SISSY GIRL I am not an optimist or a pessimist. Im just me. I get mad, happy, sad, angry, excited etc. Accept me as I am or go fuck yourself. I dont like people trying to change me because im not them. I dont wanna be like you. I like myself the way I amHere's a crap survey so you can get to know me. If you ask me any of the questions below, i will send out my dogs, or my bees, or my dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you...TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Michelle Angela Pitiris Birthday: 24 December 1981, and yes, i get two lots of presents. Birthplace: Ayr, North Queensland Current Location: My old house Eye Color: shit coloured brown Hair Color: currently black with brown coming through Height: 5'8"/173cm Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: Cypriate- greek The Shoes You Wore Today: Black thongs Your Weakness: Bakeries and guys who smell good Your Fears: vomitting, not being good enough to be loved Your Perfect Pizza: cheese pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get debt free so I can go for a holiday Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: boogers Thoughts First Waking Up: Im hungry Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: when im tired Your Most Missed Memory: Being in the USA Pepsi or Coke: DIET coke MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King if i have to Single or Group Dates: definately single, unless i fear for my safety, though they should be fearing for theirs Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ew, neither Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: ice break Do you Smoke: fuck no. allergic Do you Swear: absolutely not Do you Sing: too much. took lessons for a while but my teacher went cuckoo Do you Shower Daily: does golden shower count?...ewww Have you Been in Love: yes, twice. it hurts Do you want to go to College: no thanks Do you want to get Married: i'd like to, but marriage is taken too lightly these days. its a scary business Do you belive in yourself: depends what im doing Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes in cars, and boats Do you think you are Attractive: do you? Do you like Thunderstorms: LOOOOVE them. they put me in sucha good mood Do you play an Instrument: no, love to play piano though i dont have the patience In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: dont drink In the past month have you Smoked: dont smoke In the past month have you been on Drugs: dont do drugs In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, as if In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yesssss, too many times In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i love them...perhaps i should In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuk, no In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but i was on tv In the past month have you been Dumped: no, that was three months ago In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nuh In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, a cows lung Ever been Drunk: nope Ever been called a Tease: yeah..nah nah nah nah nah Ever been Beaten up: nope, im the one who beats Ever Shoplifted: a candy heart when i was ten or something How do you want to Die: so quickly i wont even know whats hit me What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult What country would you most like to Visit: USA again, Canada, Vietnam, and Europe In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: green or blue Favourite Hair Color: any but red Short or Long Hair: short Height: taller than me, or same height is bare minimum Weight: im not perfect, so the weight doesnt matter. They should be healthy Best Clothing Style: street and stylish Number of Drugs I have taken: only prescribed, ive lost count Number of CDs I own: over 200 Number of Piercings: nose, and ears Number of Tattoos: 8 and coutning Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0