Craig [♥ TWLOHA! ♥]

Ok, so im pretty bored not gonna lie, i've decided that im gonna write basically the longest "about me" section ever...to be a dick, and cuz i think it could be interesting. This is how it is. I'm immature, i'm a smartass, i'm honest, and i'm a good person.
in kindergarten my teacher gave me a bad mark because i forgot to write my name on the paper, i took it back to my desk, wrote my name really big on the paper and took it back to her and said "its right here, are ya blind ya old bag?"
in 1st grade i got a detention because i went around the classroom and drew on everyones papers....i drew a bunch of animals pooing on eachother. This was also the year that i met my best friend J.P. in boy scouts...they all thought i was gay.
in 2nd grade i got a detention because we had a substitute and i sat under his desk and punched him the dick
in 3rd grade i got in trouble because i decided it would be awesome to fruit roll up stickers every where on all the desks.
in 4th grade i got a detention because i called some kid a faggot
in 5th grade i thought it would be hilarious to pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run...thats 2 detentions for that.
in 6th grade a threw a pencil on the ground next to a girl in a skirt so that i could look up it as i picked it up...got caught for that...in the same day, i flicked off the lunch lady
in 7th grade i got arrested in michigan for destroying a bus, that same year my only real friend died after i got home from church. My dog who i will never ever forget a carry a piece of him every where i go. This was also they year that i decided to be like everyone else to gain friends
In 8th grade i met the coolest people ever...i hung out with all the mexicans and got my first girlfriend. That year at school this guy carlos got stabbed by one of my friends. I think it was also this year we got a condom to stick on my teachers ass.
Freshman year i decided that pretty much everyone was fake and you should just be yourself. This was the year i started playing drums...i failed a lot of classes and didnt give a fuck i also met mike this year...we came together through a common hate...robbie mcdonald who i was friends with for many years. I also volunteered at a hospital and at my church where i met my first love cindy.
Sophomore yeari built a boat out of duct tape and cardboard...im not gonna lie..this year sucked, but i made my first band...with J.P. it was called theory 96 and it sucked ass.
Junior year i got into my causing chaos phase...i destroyed things, broke so many laws...hurt so many people...i just didnt give a fuck...i think i also met kk this year...also i think this was the year jp got expelled for dropping his pants and running down the hall
Senior year was the beginning of my present day self me and jp made a band. K.O.C. which would bring many good memories to me.
i like to think i'm wise. way wiser than most people my age. i get it from thinking non-stop, observing people, actually listening to other wisdom, and being a good person. I have a very benevolent schedule and i want to change the world. I do what i want, i dont have to impress you, i dont want to impress you. i can be an asshole, but i can also be the cutest person ever. I can read people, i know what your thinking half the time you dont even know what your thinking. it's a gift. I have the best of friends ever. They mean much more to me than i think they know. I'm single...i don't want to be single, i wanna love and be loved. i will do almost anything, say almost anything as long as it makes you laugh, i dont even care if your laughing at me. your still laughing. I like big words, and strange words with Qs in them. i like a lot of weird music to. music is prolly the biggest influence on my life and will prolly always be more important to me than anything else. if i hate you, you'll know it. I like nice weather, i like strange places. I like looking at stars, and recognizing the beauty in everything. Im a optimist you cant bring me down. i think everyone is selfish, including me...everyone takes life for granted. I got a good message from the movie saw. i like talking about poo and things that would make anyone else think im retarded. i dont care if i offend you. get a sense of humor or get over it. if your gonna be stupid take responsibility for it dont point your finger in the opposite direction. i play guitar, drums, and bass guitar. i also play video games a lot because it makes me laugh. I believe in god, i dont necessarily believe in church. thats what i believe dont fuck with it. god gave me a good life. i like black and white photos and art. I think its funny when people beat the odds or when people are just insane. i watch discovery channel all the time and im always learning everything. one day...im gonna change the world. I swear a lot so deal with it, i say vulgar things and things that should never be said, whatever...i do what i want. im a romantic. thats just how i am. im running out of things to randomly say so just IM me KEEPHOPEALIVE 3