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Tyler Fucking Durden

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

About Me

I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened. I am Jack's balls.Without me, Jack could not fuck Marla Singer
.. You scored as Tyler Durden. You are the infamous Tyler Durden. You're the boss and everyone respects you. So go away now and resite the infamous rules of fight club somewhere new.

Tyler Durden


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Jack


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Big Bob


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A Space Monkey


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The Mechanic


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Marla Singer


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What Fight Club Character are You?
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My Interests

Fight, napalms, mischief, mayhem, make and sale soap, pain, sacrifice, liposuction clinics, splicing single frames of porn into family films, chemical burn, choas,Space Monkeys and MarLa . Home Home Sweet Home---.. width="425" height="350" ..

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Get this video and more at MySpace.comA monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

Music:

The Pixies,Dust Brothers

Movies:


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Television:

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off

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Heroes:

Myself and My girl...MarLa...The Big Tourist...Meet MarLa Singer by checkin out this fuckin' profile

My Blog

Merry Xmas

Merry Xmas...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:21:00 PST

Porno got into the theaters

The old theatres that run a movie with two projectors, a projectionist has to stand right there to change projectors at the exact second so that the audience never sees the break when one reel starts ...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:23:00 PST

Hello!

Me with my punched-out eyes and dried blood in big black crusty stains on my pants, I'm saying HELLO to everybody at work. HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello....
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:19:00 PST

Supporting Groups

I never went back to the doctor. I never chewed the Valerian root. This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. If I didn't say anything, people in the group assumed the worst. They cried harder. I...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:45:00 PST

Where the fuck I've been

        Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.But every Saturday night,we were finding something out.We were finding out more and morethat we were not alone.It...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:40:00 PST

I fucked Craig's face

It's 6 am and I got home 5 mins ago.The ones know who read my bulletin post,I said that I would fuck Craig.I did it,man.I chose Craig for this night again.He said "Didn't you little shit take you...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:53:00 PST

Huevos

 I had to ask what Bob meant by huevos. Huevos, Bob said. Gonads. Nuts. Jewels. Testes. Balls. In Mexico, where you buy your steroids, they call them "eggs." ...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:46:00 PST

My power animal

Eyes closed, we imagined our pain as a ball of white healing light floating around our feet and rising to our knees, our waist, our chest. Our chakras opening. The heart chakra. The head chakra. Chloe...
Posted by Tyler Fucking Durden on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:00:00 PST