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HANEY

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About Me

The name is Mike and im 23 years young. Im a strong believer that everything happens for a reason and the reason might not come right away but give it time and everything will get better. I have a wonderful Wife (sorry ladies..lol), Julie who i married on March 31, 2007. We also just bought our first house together in July 06'. We are in the process of trying to breed a baby girl! I'm a Lead Communications Technician for Comcast Cable. I also have a second job as a Merchandiser for Redbox DVD Co. I love to go out and eat and do new things and im very outgoing. Julie is my world and she believes in me and i couldn't ask for anything better!
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Name? Mike Haney Jr.
Hair? Dirty Blonde w/ Bleach blone tips
Eyes? Green
Height? 5'9"
Hometown? Brooklawn
Birthplace? Cooper Hospital
Sign? Saggitarius
Left/Right handed? Righty
Heritage? Irish
Favorite Season? Spring, Fall
Favorite Color? Red right now
Favorite Cd? idk
Favorite Movie? White Chicks
Favorite day of the week? Sunday
Favorite number? 21
Favorite animals? The SamsonMan, The Boom Boom, Koala Bear, Shoe Billed Duck...lol
What pets do you have? 2 Yorkshire Terriers, Fish
Favorite car? Scion XB
Favorite Sport? UFC
What did you wear today? Comcast Uniform
Favorite Food? Chicken Fingers, Mac N Cheese
Do you smoke? Hell No
Do you drink? Rarely
Do you do drugs? Nope
Do you like your life? Its the Best
Favorite fast food? probably MCD
What did you eat today? so far, Crumb Donut
How many piercings do you have? 2
How many tatoos do you have? 1
What is your weakness? Sex, Cuteness
What is your greatest fear? Being stuck w/ the bag, Being Alone
Where would you most like to travel to? Hawaii
Favorite band/artist? Dont have one
Do you like indoors or outdoors better? Outdoors when its warm
What is your favorite pastime? Sex
Favorite holiday? Christmas
Most missed memory? Being a kid
Biggest Regret? My first Colitis Surgery
Ever been in love? I am
Someone you love? My Wifey
&..39;Something you hate?' Compulsive Liars
Do you think you are attractive? Sometimes
Do you believe in yourself? Yup
What do you wish you could change about yourself? My Crohn's Disease
Favorite junk food? Carvel Ice Cream
Favorite t.v. show? Grey's Anatomy
Most important quality in a friend? Honesty
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? Honesty
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? No
Do you shower everyday? Yup, sometimes twice
Do you get along with your parents? Yes
Do you go to school and/or have a job? Yup, Comcast Baby
Are you online for more than 2 hours a day? Not anymore
Sox or Yankees? I hate baseball
Coke or pepsi? Pepsi
coffee or tea? Niether
Night or day? Day
Raine or shine? Shine
Sugar or Salt? Salt
beer or alcohol? Alcohol
cat or dog? Dog
make love or fuck? Depends, usually fuck
chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
ideal job? Comm. Tech 6
favorite ice cream? Turkey Hill Chocolate Chip Mint
favorite video game? All GTAs
favorite website? myspace
What one thing do you want the most? Win this health battle
Do you have siblings? Yup, 1 Sister (little bitch)
Do you sing? Only in the car by myself
Do you dance? Nope
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? Blonde
eye color? Anything but brown
height? Shorter than me
weight? 105-125
style? Girlie
what first attracts you to a person? Figure
are looks the most important quality? No
do you like men and women? Women
what about if you were drunk? Still women
do you want someone older or younger than you? Doesnt matter
What personality trait is most important? Outgoing
Final Questions
What is your screen name? tracer1300
Do you like meeting new people? Yup
What is your best quality? Reliable
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My Interests

Tattoos, Morning Matinees, Going out to bars with my friends and having a good time, Going to D&B and playing games drunk, Suprising my wife by taking her different places we haven't been, Going to the movies, Relaxing with my babe on the couch all day, Going out to eat, Date Nights.....
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. I LOVE MY WIFE
2. I LOVE MY MOM AND DAD
3. I LOVE MY LITTLE SISTER, EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A BRAT
4. MY EARS ARE GAUGED TO A 10
5. JENNY MCCARTHY IS MY CELEBRITY ONE NIGHT STAND
6. I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE
7. I DRIVE A 04 SCION XB
8. IVE BEEN CALLED A METRO...LOL
9. I HATE LAZY PEOPLE
10. I HAVE 2 YORKIES, SAMSON & BOOMER
11. I HAVE 5 SURGERY SCARS ON MY ABDOMEN
12. IVE DRIVEN A 40TH ANNIVERSARY LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO RECKLESSLY
13. I FEED MY BOOGERS TO MY DOG....LOL
14. I HAVE 20/20 VISION
15. I LOVE APPLEBEES
16. IM AN ATHIEST
17. YELLOW AND RED ARE MY FAV. COLORS
19. I DRINK PICKLE JUICE OUT OF THE JAR
20. I WONT DRINK FROM ANYONE ELSES DRINK EXCEPT JULIE'S
21. I HAVE A STUFF, FHM AND PLAYBOY SUBSCRIPTION
22. I DONT EAT CRUST
23. I LOVE CHERRY FLAVOR
24. IM GOT MARRIED MARCH 31, 2007
25. IM GOING TO HAWAII FOR OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
26. I HAVE A SIX FLAGS SEASON PASS
27. I HATE BEING COLD
28. I LOVE TACO BELL
29. I LIKE TO SMELL MY FARTS...LOL

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I'd like to meet:

Jenny McCarthy

Music:

I listen to talk radio...fuck music

Movies:

Knocked Up, Dejavu, White Chicks, Dirty Love, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Hostel, Saw II, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers

Television:

Anything on MTV

Books:

FHM, Maxim, Stuff, and Playboy

Heroes:

Dirk Digler