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KNOW KARLOHE:
- Kar·lohe (kär-lo) noun, -ness, adjective – noun 1.a handsome, intelligent, athletic who is perfect in every way "karlohe is so versatile" 2.A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality. 3.Very Impressive. see also: 'Fully Sick' Eg. Person1: Hey check out my new subwoofer! Person 2: That is sooo Karlohe right now. 4.Karl·ness (kahrl-nes) –adjective To emanate a great sense of Karlohe. Eg. Paris Hilton: "Hey Lindsay did you see that guy? He definately has some kind of Karlness about him." Lindsay Lohan:"O fo Sho!" *snorts some crack* He is an avid devotee to both art and music to which he holds a deep affinity for and can tolerate rap music to an extent before dey start dissin mah homies n poppin caps at yo mama DAWG! He lives in Mudgee!! A highly effective, low pH cleaner that delivers superior cleaning performance on tough household stains such as limescale and rust and can be used on glass, acrylic plastic, ceramics (wash basins, toilet bowls etc), wall and floor tiles, pvc floor coating, chrome, kitchen sinks. Test on an inconspicuous area to ensure compatibility. If in doubt, check the usage information on the pack label. He secretly worships Clint Eastwood and would start up a shrine if he could afford the candles and incense. He is very short and is often refered to as the .."white ant..". (see picture)
Because of his wood-eating habits, he can sometimes do great damage to buildings and other wooden structures. Karlohe usually avoids exposure to unfavourable environmental conditions. He loves to sing and hopes that one day he can enforce a new world order in which citizens are .."encouraged.." to sing and dance throughout the entire existence of their lives, like a broadway musical production of epic proportions. He often gets bored and thus will update his MySpace Profile often on a weekly basis.. He is allergic to nightclubs and strange men wearing berets. If he is at a nightclub he will be asked for ID and instantaneously burst into tears thus resulting in a new age cataclysm in which half the world is forced to feud over Good King Henry due to aggrivation of the perplexed masses. He is secretly married to welsh singer-songwriter Jem. Any questions relative to this information will promptly be denied by Jem herself. She is programmed only to answer to Karlohe He is afraid of dolls. He ain't no hollaback girl.